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Dacarlo
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Question Question: What is a bastard exactly?

Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a bastard?”


And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.


In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.


The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.

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I hope someone snuck dog poo into that bag so he'll get it all over his hands and stuff.

Yeah.

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Re: Question: What is a bastard exactly?

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Originally posted by Dacarlo
“What is a bastard?”


I am.

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Re: Re: Question: What is a bastard exactly?

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I am.



You're full of tough talk little man!

/me runs away before you can fire me again

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Re: Re: Re: Question: What is a bastard exactly?

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You're full of tough talk little man!


I'm far from little. And I'm a complete bastard. Ask anybody that has to work with me.

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I'm far from little. And I'm a complete bastard. Ask anybody that has to work with me.



ACK! but i don't know who's worked for you. gimme a list.

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ACK! but i don't know who's worked for you. gimme a list.


Phil and czech are the only two that have been forced to converse with me on a semi-regular basis.

And if they try to claim that I'm not a bastard they are lying and just trying to get into my pants.

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Phil and czech are the only two that have been forced to converse with me on a semi-regular basis.

And if they try to claim that I'm not a bastard they are lying and just trying to get into my pants.



Those men are wonderful! (In my morning state I almost typed women, EEK)

Feh.

You're just trying to be a bad ass.

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macker is not a bastard. He an arrogant bastard.

But I put this down to his nationality more than anything else.

I recall a Spitting Image song that once went:

No I've never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising mate
coz they're a bunch of arrogant bastards
with no sense of humour



I like him really though, I do. Except when he answers the phone and says 'what do you want' as his greeting. Fucking sys admins!

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quote:
Originally posted by Phil
macker is not a bastard. He an arrogant bastard.

...

I like him really though, I do. Except when he answers the phone and says 'what do you want' as his greeting. Fucking sys admins!



... and this is supposed to make me not like him? damn those sexy arrogant bastards.

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I am.



Clearly Macker is a cunt.

He's not hard enuff to be a bastard.

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Re: Re: Re: Question: What is a bastard exactly?

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Clearly Macker is a cunt.



Don't make me slap you with my piss flaps. I'm 'arder than you are mate.

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Don't make me slap you with my piss flaps. I'm 'arder than you are mate.


You seem to be confused my friend. The difference between being hard and having a hardon over Czech are two different things.

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