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billgerat
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Location: ObamaNation
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The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator

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"This unique and colorful custom is referred to as cramming the manual."

"Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began walking on the one-eyed goat."

"Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend - buttering the forbidden darkness!"

And more useful (?) phrases - over 82,388,890 of them to choose from.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
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The last time I had this much fun, I was

firing the groovy snake.



Like most guys his age, he wasn't above

hiding the orange fishbowl.



This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

baking the pocket paté.

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karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
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You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
unlocking the stiff pork taco



Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
lubing the one-eyed goddess!


They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
pinching the technicolor wookie.

Shut the door! I'm
curdling the four-legged weasel!

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while

inhaling the big hot sausage.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

delegating the red cowboy!

He was so drunk, he was literally

dipping the sacred glass monkey.

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Every morning, he woke up shampooing the weasel.

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Spaceboy
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I couldn't believe my best friend was actually mangling the screaming baton.

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