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CRSR
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Rename "The Two Towers" to Something Less Offensive Petition

this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

some people are just straight out retarded.

Rename "The Two Towers"

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aminal
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. Hart I think it would be best, in light of recent events, if the film was simply not shown at all. And by "recent events" I mean "that fucking awful first Lord of the Rings film."

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CRSR
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haha

you gotta read some of the comments the people have made when signing it...

"Whoever this Tolkein guy is, he's an insensitive ashole if he's making a movie with a title like that. I'll bet he's not even American!! What gives him the right!!!!"

I wanna give that guy humor points

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Nutrimentia
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Stupidest fucking thing I've heard in a long time. I'm so disappointed in the 1984-esque re--writing of media that erases WTC... as if that makes it better or easier to deal with??!!?? I could rant for days, but I won'T becauyse I know you all feel the same way.

right?

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absolutely nutely.

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quote:
Originally posted by CRSR
haha

you gotta read some of the comments the people have made when signing it...

"Whoever this Tolkein guy is, he's an insensitive ashole if he's making a movie with a title like that. I'll bet he's not even American!! What gives him the right!!!!"

I wanna give that guy humor points




Oh god it makes my stomach hurt...

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geaeslore
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Wow, I sometimes forget how stupid common people can be, then I see something like this and I am brought horribly back to reality.

How can any idiot actually believe that a fantasy adventure novel written 50+ years ago (before the NYC towers were even built) would have a title that has anything to do with 9/11?

Leave the title, anyone who should see the movie will not be stupid enough to mistake the reference.

Oh, and animal, the first LotR film kicked ass!

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skalie
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Rename it to "Twin Towers".

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CHiPsJr
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I have to imagine that this petition is a parody. Nobody on earth could possibly be this dumb.

I, myself, think the film should be called "NYPD/Firefighter Snuff-o-Rama."

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This is my favorite reply.
"I think it would be best, in light of recent events, if the film was simply not shown at all. And by "recent events" I mean that fucking awful first Lord of the Rings film."
Bahahahahaha

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113. Sigmund Wonder Oh thank you so much for this. Those shameless moneymongers care for nothing but themselves. Baby Jesus cries every day because of them. Every single day. Could you please start a petition to stop those fascist police from using 911 as their phone number too? That is also something that bothers me.

We will see if they approve my comment.

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twelvefoot
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i have an idea...how about we just get rid of the whole movie..
i mean it's just a fucking stupid story for collector nerds, and dnd freaks...
i think that would solve more then, fighting off the polictly correct fucks...

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that last post and that petition make me wanna:

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Erinity
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'you should not make that the title you capitalistic fuck face' hehehehe

i also find the many 'false entry voided' comments amusing. there is probably about 10 real entries.

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Paint CHiPs
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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
that last post and that petition make me wanna:



Dammit fiend, no matter what song I'm listening to that gif fits the beat.

*me and Reagan groove out to Robin Trower -- Black Betty*

Bam ba lam.

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I think in the film Sauron should have a long beard and a turban.

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Xtal Confusion
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The very idea that this petition is serious has forced my bollocks to pack their bags and move to Austria. Probably to form a folk band. Again.

Oh, and I may as well make an obligatory "Hello, I'm new" comment or something.

Hello, I'm new.

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quote:
Originally posted by twelvefoot
i have an idea...how about we just get rid of the whole movie..
i mean it's just a fucking stupid story for collector nerds, and dnd freaks...
i think that would solve more then, fighting off the polictly correct fucks...



Don't get rid of the movie, it's a damn good story and I am quite looking forward to this next installment.

And as for the nerd remark, well, the movie is for geeks to you silly little fuck

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If it's any consolation, when a production company was looking around for partners and such to film Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice in 1995, they were asked by one company, "Will the author be available for book signings?"

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This amuses me to no end.

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Fellatious Crumb
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Using that logic, there should be a petition by every woman I'm going to sleep with to get me to stop calling my cock the Tower of Power.

--Fellatious Crumb--
And a guy with two dicks would be doubly offensive.

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quote:
Originally posted by Fellatious Crumb
Using that logic, there should be a petition by every woman I'm going to sleep with to get me to stop calling my cock the Tower of Power.



I suspect this is a non-issue.

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quote:
I suspect this is a non-issue.


Due to the fact that I don't call my penis The Tower of Power. Ah, you've caught me.

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The Buried Life
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I find the petition funny because the person obviously doesn't know that the movie was based off of books...

"When I learned that there apparently was to be a sequel, I was overjoyed. However, Peter Jackson has decided to tastelessly name the sequel "The Two Towers". "

Dumb.
Ass.

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Postmodgirl
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh jeez

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this is the best Petition EVER!!!

and her's something else I love about it 737.
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HAH!

love-this.

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