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CAL
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Cool If you use Preparation-H to masturbate with...

Can you stay hard, or does the Prep-H keep the swelling down that much?

Just wondering... (fiend should know this)

CAL

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karen
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prep H would probably make you smaller.
id advise against it.

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CAL
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Cool

Thanks Karen, I was just wondering though...

Nothing else to do on a boring Sunday.

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aminal
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wtf is preperation-H?

sounds like somethign you'd use for gassing jews or something

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sorry that was a little tasteless

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Preperation-H is a cream you use on hemoroids.

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wtf woudl you want to use hemoroid cream on your dick for?

might as well use shower gel or something.

Anyway i dont have to use cream because i am uncut

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uncut...does that mean you have that nasty ass sheath of skin that covers you like a hood, all wrinkled looking, and if you don't wash it properly every fucking day you get an infection and die?

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Nah, it ain't that big a deal. When you get hard the skin pulls back anyway.

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While ben gay feels pretty slick, never, ever use it while masturbating.

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Same goes for cinnamon oil or vic's vapor rub.

*shivers

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And Icy Hot on mucous membranes.

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HELL
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pop rocks candy is fun fun fun if you use them during oral sex.
try it, you'll love it.

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Stellar
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quote:
Originally posted by HELL:
pop rocks candy is fun fun fun if you use them during oral sex.
try it, you'll love it.



I have to agree.....those and yes altoids. I prefer the grape pop rocks.

my friend uses neosporin when he masturbates.



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quote:
Originally posted by Stellar:

my friend uses neosporin when he masturbates.




that's like 3 bux a tube. your friend must be loaded.

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