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Talking SwoT! this thread's for you!

Happy Birthday SwoT! Hope it's a good one!

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J E B Stuart
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I sprung fer ya a birthday band:



They play a style I'll call "mountain polka". It wuz a last minute thang.

Amen.

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Happy, Happy B-DAY, SwoT!!!

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Smug Git
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Happy Birthday, old bean.

I'd send you a d100, but I'm too poor to replace mine.

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Its your B-day..you know what that means?............KITTEN BBQ!

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Whenever in doubt, choose SwoT!!!

happy birthday, you pimple of evil on an angel's butt
Cheers

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eliz Cumplea駉s, maric髇!

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zornkugel
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Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday! I'll go watch "Electric Boogaloo" in your honor.

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Sw/oT
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Thank you everyone.

Tonight, I am indeed going to party like it's 1999...a time when fun meant drinking 40 oz. of malt liquor while throwing tennis balls and water balloons at old ladies from a moving car.

So I guess this is an open warning to all senior citizens. Keep your Larks parked at home tonight.

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quote:
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. . . So I guess this is an open warning to all senior citizens. Keep your Larks parked at home tonight.

We'll kick yer ass 'n' makeya like it, sonny boy.

Amen.

p.s. And Larks are fer pussies. FYI, that's a blue Chevy Apache I'm drivin'.

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THe sad truth is that JEB, in fact, is planning to attach wheels to his Zimmer frame.

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quote:
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THe sad truth is that JEB, in fact, is planning to attach wheels to his Zimmer frame.

That's ancient history as of two days ago. The jackass pawned the Zimmer fer six bucks 'n' two bits. Kiss it goodbye.

Amen.

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yeay!

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quote:
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That's ancient history as of two days ago. The jackass pawned the Zimmer fer six bucks 'n' two bits. Kiss it goodbye.

Amen.



Two bucks, he said? I think that you may have misheard (and rumour has it that, with the 'lady' in question, he should have got 3 for six dollars. Not to mention the bulkbuy discount and his 'regular customer' bonus).

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Two bucks, he said? I think that you may have misheard (and rumour has it that, with the 'lady' in question, he should have got 3 for six dollars. Not to mention the bulkbuy discount and his 'regular customer' bonus).

I ain't a bit surprised. After all, it's the jackass.

Speakin' o' the jackass, he went to the ER last night. Seems he picked up a "gal" earlier that evenin' at Art's Bass Hole. Turns out he didn't discover her/his extra equipment 'til after they'd done the dirty deed.

I can hear the jackass in the next room right now, whimperin' 'n' talkin' outloud to hisself.

She-male truckers. What'll they think of next?

Amen.

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Happy Birthday you ... when your party finishes at 10 pm ... you can break out the dirty dancing soundtrack and pretend youre patrick swayze .. I find it always passes the time

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Happy Birthday you ... when your party finishes at 10 pm ... you can break out the dirty dancing soundtrack and pretend youre patrick swayze .. I find it always passes the time



10 pm? Come on, you know I was going strong until at least 10:15, 10:30.

As far as last night goes,
I had the time of my life. No, I never felt this way before. Yes, I swear. It's the truth. And..........I owe it all to you.

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quote:
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I sprung fer ya a birthday band:



They play a style I'll call "mountain polka". It wuz a last minute thang.

Amen.


Why does the guy on the left have his guitar on the floor upside down?

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