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MrSherman
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Vagina flavored ice cream

I'm inventing it. Who would like to capitalize on this with me?

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The Wraith
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Your mom must be so proud. I know if my mother were to be witness to ME talking about "vagina flavored ice cream"...my, my, what closeness and bonding would it weave. You're a wonderful end result of bad parenting. Wonderful.

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Trina
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The scratch and sniff cocaine stickers never worked out?

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Mugtoe
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can ya make some that tastes like blue bell instead? they ain't got it up here.

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The Wraith
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I prefer Breyers, french vanilla.

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Blue Bell Natural Vanilla Bean, cuz it has a somewhat grainier texture akin to homemade. Then I drown it in Hershey's chocolate syrup.

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Bass
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Does it come in shaved ice or unshaved ice as well?

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raginghobo
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Culture point. That is some fucking tremendous ice cream. I have some in my freezer right now.


[edit: talking about Wraith's Breyers French Vanilla]

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tack
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vanilla ice cream is for niggers, chocolate all the way.
also, when i was little, my friend quet was a year younger than me and lived in a house of like him and his 6 brothers and one sister, and none of them spoke much english besides quet, but for some reason they always got the combo ice cream that was vanilla chocolate and strawberry, and they Only ate the chocolate, and then threw the rest out, it never made Any sense to me... oh well

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racist...

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quote:
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Blue Bell Natural Vanilla Bean, cuz it has a somewhat grainier texture akin to homemade. Then I drown it in Hershey's chocolate syrup.



Doesn't that defeat the purpose of choosing vanilla in the first place?

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Shermie, here's what you do: Get some stale fish and put it on a stick. Then whip up some cream and apply.

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tack, that's called neapolitan

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Postmodgirl
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... you know, they already make pussy incense. Is vagina flavored ice cream really nessary? I mean, just eat the real thing for chrissakes!

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Krogoth
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Some people, tack, can't get any of the real thing. They must settle for....ice cream?

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don't say my name, nigger

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so now i'm the nigger? I ain't no fucking nigger. I'm coming with the rope, and I'm gonna lynch your ass. Your the filthy nigger.

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billgerat
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If you need some more ideas for ice cream flavors, check here:

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/japano/0207/ice-cream/1.html

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rodney
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You're and your are two different words Kro. Hm.. could be interesting and TheWraith is right, vanilla/french vanilla all the way.

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Peter_Torque
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Simple: snatch some ice cream, or vice versa.

It'll look like an inverse popsicle.

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You're and your are two different words Kro. Hm.. could be interesting and TheWraith is right, vanilla/french vanilla all the way.


Krog types fairly well for a kid. It's scary.

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Caffeine:

He types like a girl.

Ha.

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What I want to know is: How can I sing like a girl and not be objectified as if I were a girl?

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Come 'ere, let me inspect those female vocal cords.

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Um . . . I'll just fly my freak flag. Higher and higher.

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