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SatansLeftHand
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Registered: Jan 2002
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if you had to....

...jump out of a burning building from, say, 110 stories up, how would you do it?

i'd go out headfirst in that posture that skydivers use to speed up. i'd also dolphin-kick all the way down, because for some reason, that lets you get above normal terminal velocity.


(yes, this is inspired by the 'falling chick' thread)

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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I'd jump down, floor by floor.

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Goatboy
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Or I'd find a fire hose and do something like wotshisface did in Die Hard.

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JoeyCat
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I'd never go in a building over 3 stories tall

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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
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i'd do it in a way that could be easily sculpted

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Fiend
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I'd make an impromptu cape.

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rodney
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uh..

with as many motherfuckers as I could take with me?

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buddha's penis
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one fist out in front, like superman.
i was thinking once that it would be really funny to dress a guy up in a superman costume, chain a green rock around his neck, and throw him off a building.

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Tray
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I'd masturbate till the moment *right* before climax and then jump - I'd imagine it would be one hell of an ejaculation. And all those good chemicals flowing around the brain would make the coming fate much more acceptable

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Mugtoe
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that's cumming fate

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Dacarlo
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I'd throw my co-workers out the window till there was a pile big enough to walk down.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Buddha's Penis!

i was thinking once that it would be really funny to dress a guy up in a superman costume, chain a green rock around his neck, and throw him off a building.



Now that's pretty funny. I got a chuckle outta that.

Jedihound has got to be the winner though, I think if I had to jump, I'm fucking my fist on the way down.

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i'd make like i was swimming all the way down, just so people that saw me fall could have a good laugh

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I would construct a hang glider, Macguyver style, out of staples, rubber bands, paperclips and other assorted office supplies.

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zornkugel
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Headfirst. Since I wouldn't survive anyway, it would make for a more interesting view.

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Oracular_Jinx
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I'll let you know after I jump out of a plane in the next couple of weeks

I probably would just shoot feet first straight down. Not too original, I know... but realistically I doubt I would do anything else...

Wasn't the "real" answer to try to stay alive revealed in Worst Case Scenario?

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greenleakynipples
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From 110 stories, there is no "try to stay alive." But if you were from lower, you'd try to land on your back (slightly arched), to disperse the force of impact over the maximum area possibly.

I think I'd get a running start, yell "CAAANNNNNNOOOONNNNBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!" as a fell, with my arms wrapped around my legs tucked up to my chest.

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Pinecrika
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And aim for the cop car.

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SocialParasite
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I'd strip buck naked and take a shit on the way down. You know, for added squish.

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The turd would be traveling at the same rate you were, but at least you'd have some company on the way down.

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wallet.dat is where it at

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Imagine the poor bastard that would get an eye full of my shi, though?

"What the hell is that?" SPLAT!!

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Thats a great mental image. At that velocity, would a big, hot, sloppy, ploppy do any damage to someone? I'd hate to go out by having a peice of shit go through my skull.

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I think at that velocity it would if it were a pretty solid piece of stool. A big wet poopy would still cause damage, I suppose, but it would just splashy splatter.

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Aydin
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I'd rather burn. Wait, no I wouldn't. But I sure wouldn't want to jump. Jesus, I can't believe I saw all those people jumping. I guess I'm not ready to make jokes about it yet. Carry on.

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sister machine gun
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Id wrap myself in 50 feet of bubble wrap, wear a helmet(and kneepads. and elbow pads.), hope for the best, and aim for the fattest guy on the ground. Unless the magic faerie of fluffy pillows and billowy mattresses hooks me up.

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