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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
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What Asylumite Are You?

So you wanna find out, do ya?

It seems every site on the internet nowadays has a test specific to them. Something that they can call their own. A test that isn't yanked from a fucking Fark link. A test that defines you as a member of your community. Websites that devote precious space to tell you how you fair in their community.

OK, they don't, but they'll follow our lead soon enough. What's your Spark IQ? Which Monster Robot Are You? Are You Hot or Not?

Fuck all that. What you really want to know, what you're dying to hear, is simple:

What Asylumite Are You?

Answer the questions before you look at the choices. Consider who you are, as a human being. And then accept what a fag that human being is. Take the test, and accept your fate.
There can be only one.

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Fiend
Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10608
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It seems there is a 2-way tie!
YOU, friend, are most like DevilMoon and that ain't a bad place to be.

You are a fairly happy, well adjusted, rock star.
You enjoy the finer things that life has to offer, like Canadian strippers and a good chili dog.
You are fiscally retarded but make up for it with your skill at crosswords and Jeopardy!
You are cooler than Dean Martin in Cannonball Run II, you are cooler than the Dude, you are the coolestest.
Also you should be famous any minute and will probably date someone hot like FunkaY (but not FunkaY, cause DMoon himself would have to come to your house and pee on you).


Congratulations, you won!!!

Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.


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Fiend
Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10608

>>edit: filthy programmer, made me post it anyway

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
Posts: 24496
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It seems there is a 2-way tie!
Armed with a strong Mommy-complex and a rapier tongue when crossed, you are most like JoeyCat!


You are a constant, steady presence, keeping the leg humpers in line. And you provide daily proof that life begins at 4... errr .. 29. Yeah, that's it. Keep that cat suit pressed, the six-inch heels shined, and the cat-o-nine ready for those delicate situations only you can handle.

You're most like Roshigoth.

You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.


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Peter_Torque
Grill Instructor

Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
Posts: 4175
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And here is the result:
Surprise...you're most like Peter_Torque!

Infamous for his huge schlong and ascerbic tendencies, he is by far the most famous sausage designer around. Keeps a green rubber boot half-filled with lukewarm mayonnaise on his doorstep. you are truly one scary bitch.

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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test

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32222
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And here is the result:
Whoa Nelly! You're most like JEB Stuart!

You drink Dickle like it's water, indiscriminately fondle the nursing home aides (women, only!), and post commentaries on obscure laws while maintaining a very impressive erection.
Though your memory is full of disgraceful images, you are the sorta fella who'll fly fer hours just to have a drink with pals.
You are from South of the Mason-Dixon Line, a rebel through 'n' through, and that means YOU RULE!

Amen!

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Deadpool
Latin Lover

Registered: May 2001
Location:
Posts: 2701
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And here is the result:
I'm sorry, you lose. Please try again.

You are an unsuccessful closet homosexual. Despite your efforts to hide it, your homosexuality rides on your sleeve.


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A.D.H.D
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607
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And here is the result:
Congratulations! You are most like Smug Git!

You are the highest stage of evolution. People might think you are arrogant, but if they were as great as you, they would be arrogant too. You are lucky, because frankly, you are the best person in the world.

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yMQ
slow, takin it easy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Texas
Posts: 1381
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And here is the result:
You are most like Shyloh.
Kill yourself now. Not only do you lack the ability to stick to one stupid
username at a time, people only pretend to like you because your eyes
slant and you're not even 5 feet tall. In reality, people hate you
because....well....you treat them like shit.

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FuhQall
High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 8349
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It seems there is a 3-way tie!
Submit!! You are most like MstrG....

You are the quintessential Asylum lurker with a penchant for strategy games and power plays. You don't say much, but when you do, you make it count. People seek you out for kinky sexual advice. Your middle initial "V" stands for voyeurism.

You're most like Roshigoth.

You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.


Congratulations, you won!!!

Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.


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FuhQall
High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 8349

3 way tie with Mstr G, Rosh and Dingle.

I am truely fucked right?

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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hmm, lose roth and G and i think you won.

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ItsJustLogan
le pour soi

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4104
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And here is the result:
Uh-oh. YOU FUCKED UP!
ok. not really.
...YOU'RE KAREN!

Thy temper precedes you. Known by those closest to her to have the strangest temper in existence, with a dial of only two settings: "SET YO ASS ON FIRE HOT" and "COLD".
However, you get over your anger quickly, and forgive as if nothing happened.
You prefer to be alone, but will occasionally throw a pissup or eight.
There is no middle ground here. Everything you do is approached with an "all or nothing" attitude.
You're quick-tempered, don't mince words, wield sarcasm like a knife, and have been known to stab your lovers with screwdrivers.. but hey, at least you have cool red hair!


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ItsJustLogan
le pour soi

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4104

i doubt that i'm actually an option, though there's nothing wrong with being karen

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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being in karen would be better than being karen

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9225
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And here is the result:
no shit poor you! yore unfortunitly most like RiZZ!

ur terrible spelling has you misunderstod by the masses. You use the Painful lessons in life to improve yourself. you suck. every one only knows you for your speeling and huge Penis. you like to pick flowers and feed the bunnies in the park. go forth and eat pie you asshole. nice glowing tatto you got there, retard.


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billgerat
Hope-nosis

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
Posts: 26434
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J E B Stuart
Administrator

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
Posts: 32222

quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
being in karen would be better than being karen

One time I wuz in th'woods 'n' rassled a coupla grizzly bears. I kicked their asses purty good. One got away, but I made a fireplace rug outta the other'n.

Just felt like sharin'.

Amen.

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Hazard
Teh New Girl

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Northeast Merka
Posts: 612
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And here is the result:
Oh holy CHRIST!
What did you do?!
You're most like euphorbia?!

You know it's your procrastination, nomadic tendencies, caustic bluntness, bad temper and mastery of the Ghetto Kung Fu that got you here.
If it weren't for your love of laughter and beauty, your ability to problem solve, your passion, practicality and capacity for empathy, you would be a lost cause.
It could be worse I guess, at least you're not Goatboy...

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Dingle
Gay for Mugtoe

Registered: Jul 2000
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you got a nasty combo there billgerat. i hope you live past 10, and if youre older than 10 youre lucky if you live another 5 with that genepool.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle
you got a nasty combo there billgerat . . . .

Looks like there musta been quite a medley o' peckersnot sloshin' 'round in ma at the moment o' conception.

Amen.

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Dacarlo
ex-member

Registered: Oct 2000
Location:
Posts: 15481
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It seems there is a 2-way tie!
Congratulations, you won!!!

Please note that while you may be LIKE the studly hunk of man known as Dingle, you are NOT Dingle. Don't let this go to your head.


You're most like Roshigoth.

You seek attention of any kind, and have a bad tendency to whine. You lack self esteem, and are constantly putting yourself down. Still, most people seem to get along with you and consider you a nice guy. You do seem to obsess too much over your lack of a sex life. You should probably get your ass out of chat and go out and do something about that.


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Dacarlo
ex-member

Registered: Oct 2000
Location:
Posts: 15481

God help me! :fright:

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Sw/oT
Toes on the nose, bros!

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
Posts: 581
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And here is the result:
BWAHAHA!!! Why, you're most like PMG! YAY FOR YOU!

Creative, Bizzare, and mostly Honest (except when you're not), you tend to be a paradox. Totaly inane, or totally serious, depending on mood. You have a perverted streak, a sarcastic wit, and you think fart jokes are funny.
You also like to waste time taking these stupid tests.
YAY STUPID TESTS!

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