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tack
jackaroo

Registered: Aug 2000
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Post I could get laid if only....

if only i had a webcam and lack of self respect..

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
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if only I lived closer to the women of #WotA.

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Bibrau
formerly Gen/illussion

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566
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If only i put out...

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JoeyCat
Felis Dominatus

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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If only..... *sigh*

Wait! strike that! I'm the #WotA Domme, I can get laid whenever I damn well please

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bunkum
Sanditon

Registered: Jul 2000
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...if I wasn't in the mood to be glib and try for a real relationship again! Looks like it'll just be me and my right hand for a while.

Seriously, though, it's probably karma for being cynical too long. 99% of me says love is shit. Unfortunately, the other 1% is taking over.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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if only.. umm.. errm... actually, I have no idea how I could possibly get laid..


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SkapeGoat
Someone

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
Posts: 2372
Cool

I can get laid.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
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I could probably get laid.

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Paint CHiPs
Smartest Man in the World

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26816
Cool

I AM getting laid.

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shotgun.messiah
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: industrialand
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..I had the balls to ask her out.

well, she's probably not that easy, but, you know, over time and whatnot.
=]

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billgerat
Hope-nosis

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: ObamaNation
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At this very moment?

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ItsJustLogan
le pour soi

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4104
Thumbs down

if only i... um... well i could... maybe if... no i can't get laid.

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SirRitualMasturbator
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: NC/USA
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If only I stopped masturbating....
... for at least an hour

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
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Arrow

a) I put some effort into it

b) I spent even a quarter of the time looking into people's faces as I do staring at this screen

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Method Dan
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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I could get laid if I could get some fucking privacy, or if I could travel to certain places free.

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Hedonism
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Nanaimo, BC
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I'm fairly confident I will get laid sooner or later if only I can get together with this chick I met on Thursday.

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Fiend
Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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...if only illu§§ion put out

grrrrrrrrr.....

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Muppet
Time to start the music

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Right there beside you..
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... my husband would come home from work

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billgerat
Hope-nosis

Registered: Aug 2000
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....it was time for me and my SO to go to bed tonight (I can hardly wait!!!!).

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Spaceboy
Oblivious poster.

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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if i could fucking FIND her...
(longstorydontask)

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WastedPotential
sociotard

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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...if only I wasn't so cynical.

or socially retarded.

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Method Dan
Fluffy Bunny

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I feel ya on that one, dude.

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
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I get laid a lot. I don't understand the problem. Just raise an eyebrow, that's all I have to do. Or just say, "yipee!" when Big Al raises her eyebrow.
See? Nothing to it.


hehe I'm such a dick sometimes. *snicker*

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pjukems
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
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..if only stellar lived in Los Angeles.



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Dead_Inside
Joey's Head Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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The doctors tell me all the anti-biotics have to be taken before I can get laid again.

Vets can be such nazis.

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