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CHiPsJr
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ZOLTAN! Where are you?

MONTHS! MONTHS it has been! Months since we, the loyal, were promised the opportunity to grind Earth Planet beneath the heels of our jackboots! Months since the promise of an incipient fascist world-state to outlast humanity!

Lord Zoltan! Hear the cry of your people! Come forth, Lord Zoltan!, from your space trireme, and reduce the puny empires of earth planet to their component atoms! Leave no two stones atop one another!

Impose your "benevolent" depotism from horizon to horizon! Delegate authority to we, your whimpering syncophants and lickspittles, that we may exact terrible revenge upon those who have wronged thy mighty name! Erect temples to yourself in every metropolis, that sacrifices may be made!

Let the oceans boil! Let the mountains be made level! Let the heat seeking moisture missile be launched! Let swarms of nanorobots chase thy enemies through the streets! Let objects fall UP into the sky! Let spontaneous human combustion become so commonplace that small children and midgets are sold as disposable lighters!

ARISE, postcount of Zoltan!

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Cage
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Lickspittles. Heh.

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ZOLTAN!
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Registered: Apr 2003
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ZOLTAN! is omnipresent.

ZOLTAN! simply lurks while quietly plotting least efficient methods to destroy the Universe. The blessed virgins of Bokotiki request to perform seuxal favor #31 for CHiPsJr to display appreciation for staying loyal to ZOLTAN!

All hail ZOLTAN!

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Paint CHiPs
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Ack! It's ZOLTAN!

To the hills, lads!

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quote:
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To the hills, lads!


What he means is 'to the sheep, lads. They're on the hills.'

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morgana
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points for all.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
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points for all.

They'd prefer tits.

I'm certain of it.

Amen.

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quote:
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They'd prefer tits.

I'm certain of it.

Amen.



I second that!

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Vegas
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quote:
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I don't know why but I find that picture hilarious.

ZOLTAN! Please stay.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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Who is ZOLTAN!? Where did he come from? What will he do now?


Well, I do for one!

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The work of ZOLTAN!

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The work of ZOLTAN!

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Roshigoth
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So ZOLTAN! likes weird pink things and hunky guys dancing effeminately (with high kicks).

He's another paint chips alt?

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ZOLTAN! His work!

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MORE ZOLTAN!

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Feel his power! ZOLTAN!

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ZOLLLLLTAAAAAANN!

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Is ZOLTAN a member of the exclusive club of world Diptera Taxonomists?

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does ZOLTAN really play the piano?

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is ZOLTAN a typical sagittarius?

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PRAISE ZOLTAN!!!!!

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http://thelastexit.org/Characters/Zoltan/Zoltan.htm

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MATH IS THE TOOL,
MIGHT IS THE RULE!
ZOLTAN!

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PRAISE ZOLTAN!

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