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squee
the amen break

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4879
Typical thread #1

(insert random issue here which affected random user in the course of his/her day)

select reaction:
( )amusement
( )irritation
( )sadness (rare)
( )introspection
( )__________

modifiers:
( )extremity of emotion(mania, depression, etc.)
( )forum trolls
( )politics/science/expert testimony/life experience lessons by forumites
( )images (p0t0chopping optional)

Please enter hyperbolic bitching here:
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

Responses:
( )claims of lofty (emotional/physical/mental) superiority evidenced by differing opinion on issue
( )expert testimony/life lessons
( )tits (rare)
( )Tangent1
( )Tangent2
( )Tangent ...
( )Tangent n

Emoticon:

witticism and/or interesting graphics/links nobody ever follows in sig
/eof

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Old Post 02-25-2004 05:36 PM
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'Lil Lulu
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 348

um, ok?

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nYmpHo_eNvy
*poof*

Registered: Feb 2004
Location:
Posts: 304

I'm new here, but I'm just guessing WTF points were invented for this person

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'Lil Lulu
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 348

[p]

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Sabine
Other

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4910
Re: Typical thread #1

quote:
Originally posted by squee
...


yep. usually.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
Posts: 24496

I try and run this script but it keeps complaining about an error on line 8 sating that a null pointer is invalid.

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SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

Registered: Dec 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by nYmpHo_eNvy
I'm new here, but I'm just guessing WTF points were invented for this person


Very perceptive.

[edit: Squee, I quite like your sig.]

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Vyper
Psychodynamic

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Yeah, I'm there
Posts: 3359
Re: Typical thread #1

quote:
Originally posted by squee
snip, snip


just when i thought you couldn't get any nerdier....

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geaeslore
fallen mathlete

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2451

Quite humorous, squee I am impressed.

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Vyper
Psychodynamic

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Yeah, I'm there
Posts: 3359

gaeslore...just the man i need! I'm losing the battle with combinations and permutations in my statistics class...

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geaeslore
fallen mathlete

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2451

so send me a PM, this template is too nice to derail.

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 18435

squeejit, don't ever leave the asylum.

(we both need SUCH attention from totally anonymousy strangers!)

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 7547

quote:
Originally posted by Vyper
gaeslore...just the man i need! I'm losing the battle with combinations and permutations in my statistics class...


^ Tangent1

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Fiend
Medically crazy

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10608
Re: Typical thread #1

Original post by squee
(insert random squee post here which affected himself in the course of his/her day)

select reaction:
( )amusement
(x )irritation
( )sadness (rare)
(x )pseudo-introspection
( )__________

modifiers:
(x)extremity of emotion(mania, depression, etc.)
( )forum trolls
( )politics/science/expert testimony/life experience lessons by forumites
( )images (p0t0chopping optional)

Please enter hyperbolic bitching here:
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"my friends keep cockblocking me!"
or
"depends on what the definition of "is" is, what says you?
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

Responses that I won't acknowledge anyways:
( )claims of lofty (emotional/physical/mental) superiority evidenced by differing opinion on issue
( )expert testimony/life lessons
( )tits (rare)
( )Tangent1
( )Tangent2
( )Tangent ...
( )Tangent n
(check all above, doesn't matter. you must be wrong anways)

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: fuck you daaaaaaaaad
Posts: 24496

10 PRINT YOU ARE AN IDIOT
15 GO TO 10
20 END

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Vyper
Psychodynamic

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Yeah, I'm there
Posts: 3359

quote:
Originally posted by cw
^ Tangent1


exactically

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Weasel Spoor
"The Man"

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
Posts: 2803

Bloody hell, he must have been up all night working on that. The lunatic. And they let this man on board battleships.

Eeeek.

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MstrG
The Talamasca

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 10440
Typical Vegas post

[ ] Mention Paint is gay.
[ ] Call Azrael an idiot.
[ ] Flirt with Starr.
[ ] Introduce a sports analogy, totally out of context.
[ ] Yo-yos, yo.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 36297

Surely, also

[ ] Make extremely definite sporting prediction.

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Hawley Griffin
.308 winchester

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: AMERICA
Posts: 19903

[]post gay fisting
[]post gay fisting
[]post gay fisting

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 7547

[ ] long ass paint diatribe
[ ] long ass mugtoe condescending life lesson
[ ] RiZZ poem
[ ] cunt!

tits

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

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Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9232

BOOBIES!!

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Hawley
PlusKommander

Registered: Aug 2003
Location:
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quote:
Originally posted by RiZZ
BOOBIES!!

Attachment: obvious.jpg
This has been downloaded 85 time(s).

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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13056

while true; do kill -9 squee; done

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Pinecrika
Muffer's He-beast

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Aotearoa
Posts: 19847

Squee, lay off the heroin.... It'll tear you up...

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