I have only heard the spanish version by the kings, is there an english one?
It was up tempo and I liked it, however the original has to be the vote grabber... I like to drive to it as it cuts down my road rage attacks!
Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.
I love that old song, "I wanna Spread Like An Eagle...", but my favorite band to spread is... who else? The Eagles, I'd like to spread them out on a piece of bread, like an open shit-faced sandwich, then drop a grizzly bear butt anvil on top of them, just to spread those Eagles even flatter than that paper thin, weak-ass fecal clone of yesterday's nothing they seem to spew out. I absolutely despise the Eagles, so spread the word! Life In The Ranch Lane.... but please, go on and write all the unsavory anecdotes you want, lead us all down the crooked path of bad memory lane, but please, whatever you do, don't ever put a Sound Blaster midifile of Hotel California in the background of your pages... that would spread a little too much Eagle, it would pollute the literary aquifer that runs under the surface of your ranch, and out thru the drainage ditch of my brain.
I'd like to pin Don Henley's head under a truck tire and watch it pop like a ripe pimple. That saccharine fuck wouldn't know an original thought if it crawled up his ass and ate yesterdays organic lunch.