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Smug Git
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Leaving the UK pissup

I'm leaving the UK soon, so thought that maybe I'd have a beer with macker and anyone else who wants to remind themselves of how fucking great I am, to keep you going in the long, bleak days when I am not near. Evening of Thursday 22nd would suit me best, because I am finishing packing and driving stuff up to storage on Monday to Wednesday. We could go to the normal shitehole on Charing Cross Road, or go to the Queen Mary (boat on the river) if the weather is good.

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Last time I looked the shitehole on charring cross road was under some major refurbishment. But then I've been using the tube the last couple of weeks as the bike has been of the road.

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But yeah, if you can stand my company i'll bid thee farewell!

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Everyone is welcome.

UJ should come too, he was saying that he wanted to blow you.

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He can do that for me np. But i'll be damned if he thinks I'll be returning the favour.

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how long will you be in the States smug?

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how long will you be in the States smug?


Where will you be staying? What's your billing address? What's your tax ID number? Will you fax me a copy of your signature?

I need new sunglasses.

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I should be in the US until September this year or (more likely) September 2005, apart from coming back to have my PhD viva.

BnB steals sunglasses.

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BnB steals sunglasses.


Is that what you call it when you rub testicle sweat on them before mailing them back?

I bet you wondered what that smell was.

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I recognised it from the smell on my leg.

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fucker...
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Despite Smugs best attempts to sabotage my use of the internet (you fucker, what did you do to that machine?) I have used my nefarious powers to aquire Weasels G4 powerbook. It's Gucci. At least it was Gucci. Less so since I spilt gravy on it.

Anyway, cunt, I shall be away so i suppose I will see you in DC. I emphasise that if you drag me to Washingtons equivelant of the Moon Under Water I will destroy you. Let your brother decide a decent venue.

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It was broken before I turned it on! I blame you.

Is your scrofulous flatmate around on Thursday, then?

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No, you cunt, the last person to use it before it mysteriously stopped working was YOU. I now have to explain to my department why ANOTHER of the laptops they gave me has stopped working (and why another of the laptops they gave me has very dodgy pictures hidden on it somewhere).

As for Ed, I have no idea. The fucker is in Stockholm at the moment and I won't see him before I leave, probably.

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Hmmm, if you dropped it from high up, you'd probably fuck the hard disk enough so that they wouldn't realise that it was full of grot.

They ought to be able to fix it, the switch that detects whether or not it is shut is proper fucked but that shouldn't be terminal. But I didn't do anything to it to make it like that.

It is the famous Curse of Funkyrooster that causes all mechanical and electronic devices in your vicinity to malfunction. They should fire you at the enemy from a large cannon*.

*even if that doesn't make their devices malfunction.

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smug, where ye gonna be in the states?

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Near Princeton.

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and so perhaps there ought to be a 'comin to america' pissup as well.

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Indeed so. There are a fair number of asylumites that can make it to NJ. Even Paint came out last time I was there.

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Indeed so. There are a fair number of asylumites that can make it to NJ. Even Paint came out last time I was there.


And to think...the smell of his dirty sicks finally cleared up... Is NJ ready for that again....

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I'd be up for such a pissup.

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If we go to a place that serves food, you can be in there while we drink, is that right, caff? Or can you be in any bar as long as you don't drink alcohol?

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Yes.
Most but not all.

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We could hold it in Holland, after you've left that is.

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hoboken, the city of bars.

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