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Talarohk
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Anatomical Abnormalities

So much drama these days, time for a nice lighthearted "what sort of freak are YOU?" thread.

Seeing Mord claim to have three nipples in a recent thread made me wonder what sort of interesting anatomical differences y'all might possess. Stuff you were born with, or stuff that has happened to you later (with or without your consent) are all valid submissions.

For example, my only major abnormality is that I have no uvula--it was surgically removed for treatment of sleep apnea. But I know y'all can do better than that.

Oh, and out of respect for sorely missed members, let me speak on SimpleSimon's behalf: he was missing a good portion of his left arm, I believe.

Your turn.

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Re: Anatomical Abnormalities

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Oh, and out of respect for sorely missed members, let me speak on SimpleSimon's behalf



heh

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I have a mole on my lip that is ugly, i hate my freckles, i have stretch marks and a big ass and thin curly hair.



jack daniels loves me though.

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"Anatomical Abnormalities", not "Poor Self Image".

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i miss simon the cripple, easily one of the most interesting posters here.

as for physical Abnormalities. my eyes are fucked, cant see shit without glasses. and a few fingers are slightly bent

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"Anatomical Abnormalities", not "Poor Self Image".


Im in charge here.

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plus i clean up alright.

Id do me.

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Im in charge here.

we allow you to think that

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My second toe is longer than my big toe.

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I never sunburn. Does that count?

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My second toe is longer than my big toe.


Is that actually abnormal?

I thought everyone's was. But then again I dont spend a lot of time looking at feet.

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I have mentioned this before here a few times, but here it is again. I have a gimpy pinky toe. I was born with an extra and had it surgically removed when I was a baby, but the remaining pinky toe is gimpy looking and tiny.

I also can turn my feet around backwards, which manages to freak people out more than seeing the gimpy toe.

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quote:
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Is that actually abnormal?

I thought everyone's was. But then again I dont spend a lot of time looking at feet.



There is a pretty big difference in the size, its ugly and lots of people point it out.

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I've got some physiological things like a minor scoleosis and shoulder issues but the one that really baffles me are the skin tags I get. At least, I think they are skin tags. They're little flaps of skin about the size of a seasame seed. There are not many of them. It just bugs me that my body produces them, like it wants to grow a new appendage but just decided to say 'fuck it'. They bleed for a good while if you try to cut them off too.

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There is a pretty big difference in the size, its ugly and lots of people point it out.


Mortensons Toe, or something along those lines, somewhat unusual, I suppose it qualifies.

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quote:
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I have mentioned this before here a few times, but here it is again. I have a gimpy pinky toe. I was born with an extra and had it surgically removed when I was a baby, but the remaining pinky toe is gimpy looking and tiny.

That's called polydactylity. It's actually a dominant genetic trait--your children (should you choose to have any) may well have the same blessing.

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I also can turn my feet around backwards, which manages to freak people out more than seeing the gimpy toe.

That's just cool. I want to see a cam pic.

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Re: Anatomical Abnormalities

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For example, my only major abnormality is that I have no uvula--it was surgically removed for treatment of sleep apnea.


You're just gonna FORCE me to tell the board about your third ass-cheek, aren't you?

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i can touch my nose with the tip of my tongue, does that count??

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i can touch my nose with the tip of my tongue, does that count??

What's really scary is that I can touch the tip of your nose with MY tongue!

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i like scary! i like scary alot!!

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That's called polydactylity. It's actually a dominant genetic trait--your children (should you choose to have any) may well have the same blessing.


That's just cool. I want to see a cam pic.



Is that still the case even if I'm the first in my family to have the trait? I've heard conflicting stories from doctors. Regardless, whenever I do have children they can be closet freaks too, with a secret gimpy toe. Heh. And I'll post a picture of the feet thing later, assuming I can take one with my webcam. I was told that mutant power is due to double jointed hips.

Thanks for the medical term for the extra toe, I never knew that.

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The second and third toes on both my feet are joined (but not webbed). I have a flap of flesh that just kinda hangs off my right ear (and it's not the earlobe, asshole) .

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There's the issue of that tiny, Radiohead-like, lizard-eye that, in the right light, seems to be slowly creeping its way around the side of my head.

Does that count?

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