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Pinecrika
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My daughter the holy terror.

This just happened about ten minuets ago........

I'm sitting here, reading to goodness upon our beloved Asylum, while telling the kid to quit biting the dog and pulling the cats tail, then silence...... "Uh-oh" I think, "much too quiet all the sudden." I unass myself from the computer just in time to see Annika rip off her diaper and shit upon the floor. I get up stop her or at least get her to the potty chair, but she takes off running mining the floor with baby bombs. She thought it was funny, laughing while pa is doing a dance to avoid the shit upon the floor. At least they were solid little turds and not some runny goo.


Fatherhood............ I'm at a lack for words.

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SMYT
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Children are a product of their enviroment.
She's probably seen you do the same thing on a Saturday night.

MY children are perfectly behaved.
Untill you take them to Mardi Gras.

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Pinecrika
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Children are a product of their enviroment.
She's probably seen you do the same thing on a Saturday night.





I'd almost agree with you except the wife has cut my Saturday night drinking off.

Maybe she picked it up from a Friday night......

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You do hang out with people that think scat is funny...

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That's what camcorders are for Pinecricka. Then, when she's 13 having a sleepover you pull out the DVD and press play. That'll teach 'er.

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He'd have a harder time not pushing record during a teenage sleepover.

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Re: My daughter the holy terror.

quote:
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She thought it was funny, laughing while pa is doing a dance to avoid the shit upon the floor


well when you gotta go you gotta go hahahahaha

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you and Tal and yer babypoo tales.


no kids and I stand to pee. It's great bein a gay male.

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Boy, there was another good one this morning, too.
I'm right there with you, Pinecrika.

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i thought cleaning up poo was the mother's job

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