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aminal
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The Fuck Saw Fucking Kit

http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/fh800.html



This complete package is the way to go for care free Fuck Saw plowing. The fuck saw adapter can be a pain to get onto some saws but on this model just remove the guard and your set. What we really liked about this Fuck Saw is its variable speed settings. Speed 1 is real slow so you get a nice pace. If you want more action the higher setting will give you an experience to remember. Buying the kit is more economical then ordering all the pieces separately.

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WCA
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Gobsmacked! Who in their right mind is going to use that?
The risk of electric shock from mixing electric and fluids is just far too great. I would suggest using a battery powered saw instead. Plus with a battery one there are none of those restrictive flex leads!

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what a shit way to ruin a perfectly good powertool, and probably your genitals.

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Well, it certainly gives new meaning to 'reciprocating saw'.

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Good god! What next? Modifying a Jack Hammer?

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Good god! What next? Modifying a Jack Hammer?


eureka!!

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Avondale
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i'm thinking up ways to masturbate with my dad's circular saw as we speak

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quote:
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The risk of electric shock from mixing electric and fluids is just far too great.



You sir, are an idiot.

The terminating points of the electrical leads are far removed from the point of contact with the vaginal/ANAL - (good god, just the thought) areas

edit: not to mention its grounded properly, you need not worry

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i'm thinking up ways to masturbate with my dad's circular saw as we speak


REFERENCE TO MAKE THAT NOTION A SUCCESS:

See: lets split out cocks.... thread

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...6/index.html?s=

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You sir, are an idiot.

The terminating points of the electrical leads are far removed from the point of contact with the vaginal/ANAL - (good god, just the thought) areas

edit: not to mention its grounded properly, you need not worry

Have you not seen the size of some of those cavernous fannies out there? Jeez, some of them can take a baseball bat so a pissy lil' drill should be a doddle, or should that be dildo? Boom boom!

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quote:
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Have you not seen the size of some of those cavernous fannies out there? Jeez, some of them can take a baseball bat so a pissy lil' drill should be a doddle, or should that be dildo? Boom boom!


it must be true when we see it on the internet.
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There are porn sites dedicated to 'machine fucking'

And that isn't a little drill, nor is the dildo pictured with it small. A saw like that is near to the length of my arm, which means thie pictured dildo is somewhere around the size of my forearm.

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a) Your expertise in this matter is as disturbing as it is profound.

b) Will the real -m please stand up?

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Present and accounted for.

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(Knocks on door..)
"MOMMY! Are you making another chair in there?"

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Good god! What next? Modifying a Jack Hammer?



That is SSSSOOOOOOO going to be my porn name!!!

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Jack hammer is good.
Jack Off is better,though.

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