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GoFuckYourselves!
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How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, "Damn!" A Bad Skydiver Goes "Damn!" Whack!

What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
Skeet.

What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
An Amish Drive-By Shooting

How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

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Hey! It was slow and I took a chance posting that shit!

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???

Sincerely,

GoFuckYourselves!

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RogueWarrior
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Location: Gehenna
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JoeyCat
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Location: Delaware
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I thought they were pretty funny! Then again, I've only had one cup of coffee

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Princess_Chelle
no thank you

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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i liked them allot
i love having jokes that are actually funny that i can share with my kids

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HELL
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Registered: Aug 2000
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They were very cute.

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voncrud
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Dallos, TX
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bah!

they sucked.

Except the subordinate clauses.

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Leroy Binks
Retired Handle

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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They started out sucky but reading more and more increased the humor but the one about Nacho Cheese is probably my fav.

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Pickle beets are not treats,
no matter what they say.

Yes I know I'm inane/insane.

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Cage
Shaved Sack

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
Posts: 4539
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I saved the page, if that means anything to you.

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At Least I'm Not You

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Fiend
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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i thought those were funny as hell

hhhehehehhehehehhahhah

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