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HAL robot suit almost summits with quadriplegic man in tow

HAL robot suit almost summits with quadriplegic man in tow

Posted Aug 8th 2006 10:45PM by Darren Murph
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In another instance of overcoming physical limitations via the help of robotics, a 43-year old Japanese man has (almost) fulfilled his dream of climbing the 13,741-foot Breithorn mountain in Switzerland. Seiji Uchida, who has been paralyzed from the neck down for over two decades, was able to get within 500 yards of the mountaintop with the help of a HAL (hybrid assistive limb) suit worn by his pal Takeshi Matsumoto. We reported that this escapade was in the works a few months back, and thanks to the (completely legal) strength enhancing device developed by Tsukuba University engineering professor Yoshiyuki Sankai, Uchida enjoyed a first-class piggyback ride up the Klein Matterhorn. Sankai's HAL has been in development for 14 years, and has been dubbed a product of his startup company, Cyberdyne (hasn't this name been trademarked by now?). According to Cyberdyne, the HAL allows someone who can normally lift 220 pounds on a leg press to hoist 396 pounds, an impressive 80% increase. Sankai mentioned the HAL could perform under less-than-ideal weather situations including snow, and that his main goal was to use this Alpine climb to build an even better HAL to assist disabled individuals in achieving their dreams -- quite an uplifting objective, eh?

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master blaster...at least its not chicago seattle

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just waiting for the price of the bionic arm to come down..

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he calls it a "HAL" and names the company "Cyberdyne", he watches too many movies.

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not called hal by me

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the only HAL

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hal is a dameon that makes linux happy

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just waiting for the price of the bionic arm to come down..

Me too. I paid $17,800 for the last one I bought, it is 13 years old, broken, and they want $3,500 to fix the damned thing. Hell, they charge $410 each foir the fucking special batteries it needs.

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I think the market is ripe for the hybrid assistive vagina.

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We already have those, they're called vacuum cleaners.

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I wasn't imagining that the HAV would give you an impressive 80% increase in overall cunt pressure, but instead that it would serve as a remedial gash for crippled BBWs.

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Would flour be required for use?

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The HAV eliminates the hand of flour it takes to find a fat girl's cooter!

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HAL=finally following "good" sci-fi, next stop Jefferies tubes everywhere

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