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Freezee
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Two truths and a lie

Maybe this has been done already but I think it would be fun and we could learn a few things about each other. Or I could learn a few about all of you as I am the newb.

Two of the following statements are true, one is false. Can you guess which one?

1. I am an avid arachnologist, and have a collection of rare, live spiders in my home.

2. I have been taken down by a police dog.

3. I was once attacked by a flock of seagulls.

Next!

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lmposter
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3...you've never ever been attacked by a flock of seagulls.
Never.

Here's mine:
1 I am God's gift to women.
2 I am a short fat balding red faced man that people seem to trust inherently.
3 I am ten feet tall and smell of oxen musk.

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Freezee
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# 3 is false. Oxens do not musk. They smell sweet, like rasberries

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jazebelle
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I guess the first is not true about you..(Freezee)
and the first about Imposter is not true either...I KID! Probably the second one is not true...
Mine:

1. I have tiny tits.
2. I don't have tiny tits.
3. You have tiny tits.

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Freezee
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Unfortunately I have yet to see your tits. So I guess Ill have to pass on this one. #3 may be true, some may consider mine tiny.

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BAHAHAHA... that made me laugh for some reason. humor [p] for you. Oh, and welcome to the Asylumn

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Freezee
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Thank you thank you! I like the site so far, and look forward to raking through threads and joining the party!

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So what were true and what was the false statement?

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Freezee
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I was taken down by a police dog, but it was an accident. Nonetheless, a very frightening and painful ordeal.

I was attacked by a flock of seagulls when my raft floated too close to an island they were nesting on. Also very frightening. Trying to fend them off with one oar and paddle away with the other. It was quite comical to those who witnessed it, but I ended up with stitches from one of them clawing through the flesh on my arm.

I absolutely hate spiders. That trait accounts for almost half of why I live on the tundra. No spiders, no cockroaches, no woodticks. No nasty creepy crawly things. Clouds of mosquitoes and hoards of bees, but I can deal with that.

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Aha! So I guessed right. I'm not a fan of the creepy crawly kind either..!

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Thank god you don't live in the Tokyo country side. The ground here wriggles constantly... and it ain't nothin to do with seismology.

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I'm not ten feet tall...

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But they're pretty!

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The last one eats birds. This one hides in corners waiting to eat your eyes.

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Freezee
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AAAHHHHH!!!!! EWWWW EWWW GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Seriously though, spiders put me into full blown panic attacks. Even fake spiders or pics of spiders cause me to stiffen slightly and my heart starts thumping. Congratulations on having such a profound physical effect on me from..... wherever you are!

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Sorry.

[spoiler]

.. go on .. click it..

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AHHHHH DAAMMMITT

Why must I be so insanely curious. And why must your pics be so BIG!!!

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2. On a flight, John C. Reilly sat on my hand and broke some bones.
3. I lost my virginity to an Irish Republican.

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I'd say #3 was false.... wouldn't think you would just pull those famous names out of a hat, with all the more interesting men you could have named.

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1. I am Atom
2. I Preach The Fuck
3. I live next to Disney World

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quote:
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I'd say #3 was false.... wouldn't think you would just pull those famous names out of a hat, with all the more interesting men you could have named.


The devil's in the details. #2 is the lie.

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quote:
Originally posted by atom
1. I am Atom
2. I Preach The Fuck
3. I live next to Disney World



That's not very creative for a prophet, Atom.

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That's not very creative for a prophet, Atom.


Sorry. I'm still a little sleepy. . .

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quote:
Originally posted by Freezee

I absolutely hate spiders. That trait accounts for almost half of why I live on the tundra. No spiders, no cockroaches, no woodticks. No nasty creepy crawly things. Clouds of mosquitoes and hoards of bees, but I can deal with that.




HAHAHAHA Not the brightest thing to declare on the asylum.

Not too keen on the arachnoid's either but i can put up with fakes and pictures.

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quote:
Originally posted by atom
Sorry. I'm still a little sleepy. . .



Be my guest to nod off again pal.

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