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Freezee
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So... How YOU doin?

Its midnight here in AK. I'm bored out of my ever-lovin mind! Feel free to indulge me in meaningless chit-chat or intriguing discussion.
Disclaimer: I've had 6.5 beers. Consider yourself forewarned.

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deeze03
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I haven't posted here in two years. How's it hangin?

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dogcow
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i've had two coffees and a ciabatta with ham and cheese. let's rock this place!

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deeze03
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We joined in the same month dogcow. We're like almost related. Want to fuck my wife?

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Freezee
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Make that seven beers. Oh shit. Seven minus twelve is five, right? I only have 5 beers left???? headed to the fridge for a fresh one and a can count.

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Freezee
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Damn. Cant count 'em while there in the box. I guess I could take them out of the box, but that would be silly.

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deeze03
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Just drink em. Your putting way too much thought into the process.

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quote:
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We joined in the same month dogcow. We're like almost related. Want to fuck my wife?


sure. post her photo.

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Freezee
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I agree.

Anyone seen Eurotrip? I downloaded the wav for my email from that movie "beep beep. MAIL MUTHAFUCKA". I love it. Every time someone posts in one of my subscribed threads, I hear it. I love you guys!

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quote:
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sure. post her photo.


Where's the fun in that?

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Gunstar_Hobo
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He won't get aroused unless she's a female body builder.

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rawr

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Freezee
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Number seven down. It may be bedtime for me.

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She's a figment of my imagination so she can be whatever fits.

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By gawd DZ I think you may be hitting on me now! (sorry for jumpin threads! I just didnt want to corrupt the photo album)

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Only in the most abstract of ways. In reality you are just text on a screen.

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quote:
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Number seven down. It may be bedtime for me.


You're going to have to fight dogcow's fantasy girlfriend first!



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quote:
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Only in the most abstract of ways. In reality you are just text on a screen.


I like it like that. Reality is a relative term.

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I like it like that. Reality is a relative term.


So does that mean you're really a dude? I'm ok with that. But only because I've been drinking.

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lol. I believe my third post on this site was my tits. I did that to avoid the standard noob flaming, as I understand it. Caught a whole shitload of hell for it too!

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You're going to have to fight dogcow's fantasy girlfriend first!

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i'd hit it.

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Freezee
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Number eight. They seem to go down much smoother since number six... Am I doing something wrong?

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quote:
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i'd hit it.


Yeah but then she'd hit you back and snap you like a pretzel.

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quote:
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Number eight. They seem to go down much smoother since number six... Am I doing something wrong?


What kind of beer is it?

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Freezee
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MGD. I usually drink Heineken and Jager, but since I've been bartending Im kind of a slut to the distributors.

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