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creepy uncle
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my new best friend

at work today i found this little guy, he's a bobtail lizard aka bluetongue lizard.



they come in two varieties:
mellow, almost tame and you can pick them up
or
evil hissing, bite your fucking finger off version.

guess which version this one was?
yep, the latter....



i have heard they can latch onto you with their powerful jaws and are a real bastard to get off your skin. i certainly approached 'bob' with caution and managed to get on his good side with some apple which he certainly enjoyed.

to get an idea of his size, i would say he is about a foot long or 12 inches.



i played about with him for awhile at work after he'd eaten, touching him and stroking him till he seemed to stop hissing at me.
i would of released him, but there really wasn't anywhere suitable where i was working in the middle of suburbia.
in fact, i'm buggered if i know how got there in the first place.
luckily my backyard is an overgrown clusterfuck of neglect, the perfect environment for my new friend.
he will be perfectly safe and happy there with lots of bugs and insects to gorge on.

look, he is my friend now and will let me pick him up!

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Way fucking cool, man! You get a class and a unicorn heart for that - plus big personal ups for someone who takes the time to succor the helpless and lost. Sure, we sometimes eat them, but what do they fucking expect, eh?

This is me and one of my favorite little foundlings from years ago.

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Aww, you're all so cute and nice. You should name him Vermithrax Pejorative.

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Way fucking cool, man! You get a class and a unicorn heart for that - plus big personal ups for someone who takes the time to succor the helpless and lost. Sure, we sometimes eat them, but what do they fucking expect, eh?

This is me and one of my favorite little foundlings from years ago.


sweetnsour jesus, is that a fucking bear?
that pwns my lizard and then some.
how long did you hang on to it? is it still there with you, warming your feet? that is awesome cherry.

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Cherry Yidaki
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It was about 10 years ago. I didn't keep him for long, though I wished I could have.

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look at the fags' foundings, all i could feed as lost was a puppy yo
.. one uh [P] for both of you..

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The coolest thing I ever found was a scorpion when I lived in the desert. No big lizards.

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When I read the title, I was certain your new 'friend' was going to require three D-cell batteries.


You might want to start this guy out on AAAs and gradually work him up to Ds.

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I wouldn't set that skink free. it's worth a few bucks and isn't from your neck of the woods.

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yeh, might be an illegal alien from mexico. check if it speaks english.

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maybe. if it swam a few thousand miles

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I wouldn't set that skink free. it's worth a few bucks and isn't from your neck of the woods.
Hmmm...

Well, wiki certainly thinks it is from western Australia.

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I've rescued dogs, cats, birds, and bunnies, and maybe a squirrel or two ... but no lizards. And definitely no bears.

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The squirrels sense your love of nuts.

Now, if you ever ended up eating one of those foundlings after euthanizing it, you will get a shiny, shiny pernt!

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Fucking tree rats.

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Most fun I ever had needlessly killing something was shooting a squirrel with a 30-06. I felt at least two inches longer after that.

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What's up with blue-tongued bab today, eh?

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What's up with blue-tongued bab today, eh?

i haven't seen him since i released him to the backyard. i hope he is doing well as i have grown quite attached to him.
i might start collecting them now that i have overcome my fear of handling them.
crikey.

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Put some stuff out you know he likes to eat or he won't hang around long.

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