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creepy uncle
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unconventional beauties

sure, pretty girls are fun to look at...but sexy does it for me. i prefer a woman with something unique about her. a sexy mouth that hints of oral, or a pair of intense eyes that say 'fuck my butt, soldier' are surefire ways to grab my attention. heck, i even have a penchant for women with imperfect teeth - like jewel the sexy alaskan singer with the snaggletooth and earthmother body.

whoops, wrong jewel. i meant this one.

another favourite would be cate blanchett

while you could argue she is a 'classical beauty', i think she looks alien and kinda anaemic.

sigrid thornton (aussie actress) is another kinda weird looking chick who oozes sexy like the sweat on pedophiles brow.

anyone else like sexy over pretty?
or am i alone and curled up in a filthy ball of self absorbtion once again?

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The first pic isn't sexy or pretty. It's just a porno-whore getting dicked on a petertracked bed. Jewel is blah in a common way, Blanchett needs to step back off the pipe, and Thornton looks a schoolteacher or something.

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Megan Fox prettymuch fits this category

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The first pic isn't sexy or pretty. It's just a porno-whore getting dicked on a petertracked bed. Jewel is blah in a common way, Blanchett needs to step back off the pipe, and Thornton looks a schoolteacher or something.

the first pic is jewel de nile, obviously you missed my little joke... apparently you are not a pornfreak so it went over your head.

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she's purty cherry. what's unconventional about her?

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you answered your own question.

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sillypsist
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i love long necks

and pouty lips
but not Keira's

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Man, she could do a real good deep throat.

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Something about Margie.

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Marge is nice but Jorja is nicer

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margie looks alien scary
jorja looks as conventional as nice can be

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It depends on what you're used to I suppose.

What is seen as a conventional look would be influenced by the culture you are surrounded by.

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ah is it the teeth then?

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Indeed.

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how about Cameron?

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i love sleepytime eyes
i love forehead
i love a touch of depraved



i love Ashe's friend

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quote:
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the first pic is jewel de nile, obviously you missed my little joke... apparently you are not a pornfreak so it went over your head.


Oh , I got the joke but she is still just a porno-whore.

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melissa swingle...that'll do it

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Sookee
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Joaquin Phoenix (The scar on his lip)


Owen Wilson (The nose)


Dave Grohl (It's the teeth)

Hi Creepy

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Hey, Sookee, are you the classy nihonjin we've heard so much about? Welcome. CU has already pre-empted the customary Tits request.

I'm with you on the first two of the above.

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Hey, Sookee, are you the classy nihonjin we've heard so much about? Welcome. CU has already pre-empted the customary Tits request.

I'm with you on the first two of the above.



yes, I'm CU's girl. Thank you for the warm welcome

*I was hesitant about Dave Grohl, it's his teeth that makes him so 'sexy' to me.

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better



hajemimashite

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quote:
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she's purty cherry. what's unconventional about her?


She looks like a bucktothed skinbag filled with coathangers.

Not as bad as this one,


but as far as we can tell this one doesn't have a beaverlicious overbite, either.

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Most consider her butt-ugly. I think she is one of the funniest, most intelligent, and compassionate women alive - and that makes her damned sexy.

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technically is that tack, or is it not, technically?

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