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Pinecrika
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A duel

Anyone know the rules for a good ol' fashioned duel? There's been a slight to my honor that needs remedied.

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yeah, sneak up on them with a knife, then burn their home and run.

that's the balkan way, at least.

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Pinecrika
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That's not a duel, that's arson.

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what's in a name

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You gonna duel with your friend? We need pics.

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Pinecrika
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I asked his sister to run it by him but I haven't a reply as of yet.













He'll probably decline. He knows I know how to hip shoot pretty good with my .45.

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Pinecrika
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Should it be a matching handgun duel or BYOHG?

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quote:
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I asked his sister to run it by him but I haven't a reply as of yet.

He'll probably decline. He knows I know how to hip shoot pretty good with my .45.




But if you challenge him, he gets to choose the weapon.

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You walk up to the one who offended your honor, slap him across the face with your glove, and challenge him to meet you on the field of honor of your choosing; usually at dawn. When he arrives at the designated dueling field you are hiding in the bushes or behind a tree, from which vantage point you riddle him with bullets. Just make sure you get there first in case he knows this protocol.

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How to duel like a gentleman.

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That is how stupid Europeans do it.

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i beg to differ.

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I meant stupid white Europeans.

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ah, you mean the colonists. makes sense now.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
How to duel like a gentleman.



What a bunch of mamby-pamby billshit. I think some old west gun-slinging in front of the salloon is more my speed. Hell, I can rustle up a nice six-gun, I reckon.

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you could just go there separately from each other and shoot some rounds into a wall. the effects is going to be the same anyway, right?

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Pinecrika
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You need to get with the programe before I burn down your shack.

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that's the spirit. soon you can be a honorary citizen of the balkans. high five!

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When I get done cutting your ears off, after a good shack fire, I shall violate the local village women.....


Hey, the balkans don't sound like to bad of a place to hang out.

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Suicide by duel, the next big thing.

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my advice would be not to die

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You want to duel?

Be a man. Fight with 32 oz short handled claw hammers, whilst handcuffed together.

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Duel At Dawn, 1804.

Amen.

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quote:
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You want to duel?

Be a man. Fight with 32 oz short handled claw hammers, whilst handcuffed together.



I would submit that this is ONE dueling technique you have not taken part in.

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quote:
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Duel At Dawn, 1804.

Amen.



Cool site. Thanks, old sock.

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