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creepy uncle
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answer the above question thread

it works likes this...

i ask a question, the poster below answers it and then asks their own...ad infinitum.

here goes..

your chosen deity has deemed your life a complete and utter failure and has told you that you must return as an animal in the next life,
what beast would you choose?

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Hawley Griffin
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as a nigger

your chosen deity has deemed your life a complete and utter failure and has told you that you must return as an animal in the next life,
what beast would you choose?

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creepy uncle
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pubic lice.

have you ever euthanised a pet?

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Hawley Griffin
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i euthanized a negro once

have you ever euthanized a pet?

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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yes,I drowned it

When was the last time you cried?

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creepy uncle
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when hawley posted.

can your dick touch your bum?

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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no, but I know yours can

what makes you feel vulnerable?

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creepy uncle
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having to dance in front of people, sober.

do you own your own home?

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Hawley Griffin
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i own a mobile home

do you own your own home?

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i own about half of it.

do you own a mobile home?

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yes

do you own a mobile home?

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no

do you?

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yes

do you?

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Mister Freign
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No.

How much do you pay for gas each month?

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320 aus dollars

what smells less, hawley or hákarl?

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Hawley Griffin
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around 200 -250 euros

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No.

How much do you pay for gas each month?

He lives on beans and broccoli. The gas company pays him.

Have you ever killed a human being?

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according to the laws of physics nothing can stink less than hákarl or taste worse for that matter

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That logical process was what made me take so long to answer. (I'm being fucked in the ass by the gas company.)

No kill I.

What's the steampunk version of microwaves? Radio? Smoke signals?

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vacuum tubes

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quote:
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That logical process was what made me take so long to answer. (I'm being fucked in the ass by the gas company.)

No kill I.

What's the steampunk version of microwaves? Radio? Smoke signals?



i will have to google steampunk.

do you prefer imperial or metric when measuring your penis?

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I prefer to measure from my asshole.

Which hand do you use when you masturbate?

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I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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predominantly right, but i can use the left in a bind.

who from this forum would you trust with your little sister?

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If I had a little sister,probably Vyper,Karen,Mokkori,Forbie but I don't know about Lu.

Is your penile bent?

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Sookee
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I don't have a penile

If you could drop everything and travel where would you go?

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