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creepy uncle
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happy bday fubar

if i had a spare handful of scat, i would be rubbing it into your face.
happy bday you sick fuck.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Pinecrika
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Ewwwwwww! Reason #254 to get the skin flap cut.


HB, fubes.

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jazebelle
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Happy birthday everyone...

Cranium Fornication (33), herm (34), Broken Heart (31), shamantra (27), spchew (28), meantoy (33), chrisp0302 (25), Suni , k-deuce (22), Dangeruss , alpine13 (28), teesi12 (28), katthe159 (28), bean3s3 (28), balli147 (28), katthe_123 (28), missema (21), roadkill45 (19), Iruldu (38)

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Oh and happy birthday fubar

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Tray
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Happy Day to you, Dogcow.

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fubar
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I am pleased that crunkle wished me a happy birthday.

The rest of you can eat shit.

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Happy Birthday. I hope you die today.

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ignatz mouse
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You wouldn't be telling Jaz and me to eat shit if we were naked in your bed wrapped only in a big red ribbon. Ya bastid. Happy fuckin' birthday.

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quote:
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You wouldn't be telling Jaz and me to eat shit if we were naked in your bed wrapped only in a big red ribbon. Ya bastid. Happy fuckin' birthday.

correct, he would first demonstrate how to eat poop, then demand both of you join him.

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All the best fubar...when is it...what day is it...where am i

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Happy 'today I had my neck round my mothers pussy' day

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Coincidence
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Happy 'greatest failure' day. It's a life-affirming miracle that you keep living with yourself.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Ewwwwwww! Reason #254 to get the skin flap cut.


fun fact: when uncut men get diarrhea, sometimes poop leaks under their foreskin

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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I wonder how that dude did that. Did he use like a cup and poured it in?
We may never know for sure.
And Happy Birthday Fubar! YOU RULE!!

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creepy uncle
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i can tell you LF he used a plastic teaspoon. fuck i am drunk rright now. i have destroyed 3 bottles of unwooded chardonnay with my best friend nigger rudi.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Liar. You are right behind me.

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I want a Trump sex doll.
I would throw it in a Orangutan enclosure
And watch the orgy.

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hb...

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<clever name>
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Men are like wine they get better with age.
Have a great birthday.

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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
You wouldn't be telling Jaz and me to eat shit if we were naked in your bed wrapped only in a big red ribbon. Ya bastid. Happy fuckin' birthday.



You're right. I'd go streaking at a Mavericks game in a suit made from your pelts.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
Happy 'today I had my neck round my mothers pussy' day


I believe you mean I had my mother's pussy around my neck. And it wasn't the last time.

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quote:
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Happy 'greatest failure' day. It's a life-affirming miracle that you keep living with yourself.



I plan on altering the situation very soon.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
I wonder how that dude did that. Did he use like a cup and poured it in?
We may never know for sure.
And Happy Birthday Fubar! YOU RULE!!




He used a neti pot, then he returned it to WalMart.

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quote:
Originally posted by bacidath
hb...


ty...

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quote:
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Men are like wine they get better with age.
Have a great birthday.



Women are like fine cheese: you have to cut them open to get to the part you bought it for.

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Hope ya had a great one, fubar. Or shitty, which ever you prefer.

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