Ok, so I know I've been here awhile, but haven't posted much. But I've read enough to know this place is alright, and that I'll probably fit in quite fine. I also didn't think ANYONE would be from the same country as I am in. So I was more than surprise to learn that one person is. Well there may be more, but I'm talking about the regular posters in here.
As for the rest of you, where from and all that shit?
I'm in ASIA, and I'll admit I'm too scared to give out any more personal information than that. But since you all seem to be quite opened about your info, care to share? Just trying to be friendly here. You don't have to if you don't want to.
How old, where from, married, divorced, kids?
Maybe I'll post a pic in the image's forum if I can find a good one.
Hi! My name is Dan, I am 37, bald, single and an alcoholic. I failed at school and took to a life of crime to fund my terrible crack addiction. I've been in jail for murder and have committed many crimes including stealing sweets from children at the primary school.
There's a picture of me in the photo album. If it's not there. Check Crimestoppers. They have my mug shot.
My real name apparently is too hard to pronounce according to many. So I go by Jessie on the Internetz, and in real life too sometimes. I'm 25, and work at a recruitment agency where I write their job advertisement and marketing materials. Incidentally, today marks one year in this job, which happens to be the longest job I've held since.
Evethough you called me an attention whore, I think we all pretty much are here. So welcome to The Asylum.
No. That's not it. I'm Popeye!!
Blow me down, then get me a beer...err, a coke.
Um...show me your tits? Or somebody's tits. Really any tits will do.
As long as they aren't the hairy nipple kind...nope, don't like those at all.
Have you seen Mugtoe's ass? It's fucking nasty, if you do see it, don't look. Well, unless you like that sorta thing, then I really don't wanna know that. Okay? Good. Well, stick around Executive wants your home number, and probably some food and gas money. But, don't worry, he's a harmless dumbass. Hey!! Have you talked to Fubar yet? Oh wait, nevermind.
Okay, I'm done here.
I make multidimensional models of the interface between the human mind and the universe. Currently my company is working on freezing and dissecting cubic representations of four-dimensional reality to analyze each single parameter in relation to human qualities. The areas where these parameters overlap is where we concentrate our product line. If you ever thought you could symbolically ease the transition between seemingly incongruent elemental qualitites, you know what I'm talking about.
My name is Frank. I'm 44 years old. I sell soap. I live in Dallas, Texas. I like to travel, so this place has been a handy couch-surfing resource. I've been to Europe more than once since I started posting here, and I've never had to pay for a hotel room. Before I got on the internet, I took a tent.
If you look back through all the photo albums and pissup threads you can actually see pictures of all the various alts of the six members posting here. There are probably better than an hundred active posters or more who have taken the time to post their pictures. I even have video of a couple.
I'm a 25 year-old caucasian male living in Atlanta, GA and RL friend to at least two frequent posters here, though I suspect I may have met at least one other. I don't really do much lately other than make arrangements to recover from the grievous psychological injuries most intelligent, sensitive, and observant people tend to suffer from in these modern times.
I'm Simon, given name Patrick. 52, disabled, a lackidaisical internet curmudgeon (read - bad-tempered bum). I spend about 16 hours a day with my foot propped up, sitting in my recliner, irritating the shit out of dweebs like executive. Like Frank, I've met a whole bunch of the alts (about 30) that inhabit this bedlam (camping on couches around the country is a cheap way to travel).
Stick around, this place is really pretty much whatever you make it for yourself. Given what you've had too say to date, you'll fit right in.
I'm Karen. I'm 30, married, have a 2 year old daughter, and a 10 year old son. I don't post here anywhere near as much as I used to, and have a tendency to take long, unnoticed leaves of absence.
As far as location, I'm currently East Coast US, soon to to be West Coast US.
My name is Shannon. I am 33 and still enjoy AD&D and Sci-Fi. I don't have any kids and don't really want any. I currently work at a Circle K in Shreveport and enjoy thinking about beating every third customer with the register. I also enjoy fiddling with old antique bikes and my motor scooter.
The internet has ruined my outlook on all humanity and I am glad of it.
I'm a West Coast social worker who posts here to work off all the political correctness I have to model/suffer IRL. I'm old, slutty, and unmarried. I like to talk about my no-good boyfriend, "the drummer". Smug Git is just waiting for my fabulous depression and suicide, so he can say, "I told you so, you fat old slut."