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wonderaz
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Those silly Taliban #47

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372883,00.html


SLAMABAD, Pakistan — A gang of Pakistani militants executed two alleged U.S. spies in front of thousands of cheering supporters Friday as a top U.N. official expressed fears that Pakistani government peace deals with the gunmen were sparking a wave of human rights abuses.

At least 5,000 people gathered by a stream in the Bajur region to watch the executions, which highlighted the power of local Taliban forces in the lawless tribal areas near the Afghan border.

Masked militants pulled the two blindfolded Afghans from a car and forced them to kneel on the ground.

Waliur Rehman, a local Taliban commander, told the crowd that the two men confessed to aiding in a suspected U.S. missile strike on a house in the border town of Damadola that killed 14 people last month. The men disclosed the names of others involved, and they would be killed as well, he said.

"Whoever, for the sake of money, for the sake of America, harms the interest of the Islamic world will meet the same fate," he said.

Gunmen with daggers then pounced on one of the men — identified as Jan Wali, 36 — decapitated him and waved his bloody head to the cheering crowd.

The militants then argued over how to kill the other man because he may have been a teenager, before one lost patience and shot him with an assault rifle.

The crowd erupted in cheers of "God is great!" and gunmen fired in the air in jubilation. The celebratory gunfire killed two bystanders and wounded six, local official Fazal Rabbi said.


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That last paragraph.... These guys are fucking great, ain't they?

Sooooo... That's 2 to 2, eh?

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billgerat
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Re: Those silly Taliban #47

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That last paragraph.... These guys are fucking great, ain't they?

Sooooo... That's 2 to 2, eh?



Let the executions begin!

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bill, your reaction just shows how much you have in common with those people.

also, your avatar would be about three times as cool if the animation wasn't jerky and it didn't have those annoying transparency issues around the edges.

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bill, your reaction just shows how much you have in common with those people.


Some people just don't get sarcasm.

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also, your avatar would be about three times as cool if the animation wasn't jerky and it didn't have those annoying transparency issues around the edges.


I didn't design the avatar, it is as it is.

You're not paying enough attention to the hypnotoad.

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And besides, your avatar, SLH, is too gay for even Liberace.
This is a thread about killin' not for prancy boys and their buttercup blatherings.
Go post in SO about how much you like Zoolander.

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LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

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Where's TT to call them all savages to complete the thread? When he shows up. LOCK IT.

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SP's avatar could kill some of those heathens.

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Hey Zoolander was cool man.

I wonder if there's a video of our would-be executioners efforts.

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Azbat the 4th
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guess i'll need two new operatives...

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Vegas
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guess i'll need two new operatives...


The stored clearly stated "US spies" and not "complete asshats." For now you're good.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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there's a difference?

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there's a difference?


Yes. Hence the word "complete."

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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