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The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. If you want to do this again, hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.
Be prepared to have your fucking socks rocked off by the alternative-new age band Ah Lian. Their aggressively non-threatening and mellow sounds will have grandparents, soccer moms, and social conservatives around the country crying for their debut album "In Fact, They Do" to be banned and destroyed in massive burning ceremonies.
edit: Your random article link for Wikipedia is broken, bill. Also, that was the most awesome series of coincidences ever to create my album.
Woe unto those who do not pick up Sidon Soap Museum's second soul-crushing album "My Achievements Mock Me!" This up and coming emo band's follow up to 2006's "Mom You Just Don't Understand Me" brings a lot of emotional disturbance to the table this time around with tracks like the haunting "Why? Why Did You Dump Me?" to the angst power anthem "Stop Stuffing Me In My Locker, Steve!" and even switch things up with the upbeat pop-punk "I Guess Things Could Be Worse." If there is any weakness on this album, it is the loss of their drummer Dominic "Sad Clown" Rodriguez after a nasty spat with lead singer Johan "Conan" Johansenburg over who was the most sad. Dominic was replaced by Winger drummer Rod Morgenstein, but he doesn't bring the same deep and angry style that was Dominic's trademark. Look for this album at your local pretentious hipster record store in March 2009.