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Large Filipino
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Free.

This is the "free" thread. It's how to make or get free shit.
I do this all the time so I decided I would share.
My recent free thing.
Go to the Post office and get those priority mail tags from the small table. Go ahead. Get a bunch of them.
Then do you notice how when your new phone book arrives there's these ad magnets? Get them too.

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Now with a pair of scissors cut just the blank areas of the priority mail stickers and stick it on the magnet.

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I made two of them.
Then I wrote on them.
DISHWASHER MAGNETS!!
I guess you can make them look all ghey or have your kids design them.
Take all your phone book magnets and have your kids personalize them so Mom can display it on the fridge.
Yes. I know. I rule.

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I can't believe we helped you live.

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Something else I do.
Most of you guys probably shred your bills and shit so no one steals your identity in the trash. But shredding makes more trash and it makes me cry.
So thru-out the year I keep all the bills with my information in a cardboard box I keep under my computer table. Then when winter hits I use these bills to start a fire in the fireplace. No one gets the paper any more so it's great kindling paper.
People give away firewood all the time. I check Craigslist daily even in the summer.
This winter I have close to a chord of fire wood totally free and every night it's allowed to burn I burn.
It saves on my heating bill.

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quote:
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I can't believe we helped you live.


THANKS TROLL!!!

Oh. Here's my tonight fire.

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Also when I go to McDonalds or Taco bell and such I have my order to go then I eat inside. This way I have a cool bag. Then after I eat I get Mustard,Ketchup,Salt,Sporks,napkins and other utensils and fill my bag. Then when I go home I have a stash.
It's free.

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But shredding makes more trash and it makes me cry.



Is there something about your shredder that makes it defy the laws of physics?
Now mine, and it's a mid range shredder, if I run a pound of paper thru it, I get a pound of shredded paper. No more.

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Large Filipino
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But then you get more volume. And it burns too fast in my fireplace.

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That fast high temp burst should get your kindling torched off quite nicely.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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Large Filipino
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But my bill papers IS my kindling!

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You know, you could just scan the 'free' section in craigslist for scrap metal.

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Mexicans get to that 5 minutes after it's posted. It's dog eat dog out there.

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Not free but drunk discount storage.

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With the thread's title being "Free" I expected LF to be giving away his 10 pound overlord.

Is the wittle goggy being a good boy now?

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Yes overall but I have to hide everything.

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Yes overall but I have to hide everything.
The fucking dog won.

Time to put the little bastard in the roaster for chistmas dinner.

Damn, Large, you outweigh that miserable mutt about 80 to 1, you can turn door knobs and open doors - why isn't that thing outside?

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Because it's cold outside.

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There is something you could do (actually, refrain from doing) which would cost you nothing and be a blessing to many, Large.

STOP POSTING POLLS!

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Freecycle.

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But poals rule.

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No, they don't.

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But you like to even it out so it gives you joy it must.

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Also when I go to McDonalds or Taco bell and such I have my order to go then I eat inside. This way I have a cool bag. Then after I eat I get Mustard,Ketchup,Salt,Sporks,napkins and other utensils and fill my bag. Then when I go home I have a stash.
It's free.


LF, ol' pal, folks like you are the reason why many restaurants no longer leave condiments and complimentary items within reach of the customer. If they were truly free in the sense that you mean it (and they're not), they'd leave 'em under a sign that said, "Hey asshole! Demonstrate your high class! Take all you want! Heck! Need free sacks? Napkins? We'll take 'em out for you and fill up the trunk of your car!"

There's a restaurant in town that used to leave a tray full of assorted individual jelly and jam packets on the tables during breakfast time. They stopped doing it because an enormous woman (a diabetic, at that) used to come in with her two enormous teenage children, sit down, and start eating all the jellies and jams from the packets. When they depleted the rack on their table, they simple got more packets from other tables and ate 'em.

Amen.

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Large Filipino
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But KFC has those cool packets with a spork,napkin and a cleaning wipe all in it's own package.

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