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Cockney_Rebel
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I Just Swore At My Mother.

What a crazy woman.

Jesus.

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wonderaz
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She never should have had you.
Now go say you are sorry.

Oh yeah, you are all laid up.

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fubar
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As long as you didn't put your finger in her face...oh yeah.

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PNG
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some deserves more even

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Break your back and the next step is taking a crack at your mother.

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Besides, swearing at my mother is how I say hello.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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So tell us more!

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Trenchant_Troll
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Ok. She says, "Hello, son" and I say "Greetings, you old bitch, I hope the refrigerator isn't as barren as that raisin you called a womb."

She usually smiles when I say that. Might be a wince. Who knows?

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mmmtravis
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Mmm, that womb sounds tasty... and surprisingly capable of joining an R&B band.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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I love my mother and never swore at her.
Once I yelled at her. It was at a party. Lots of food.
I was betting on a pool game and she was trying to feed me food.
I yelled "I'm not hungry" without realizing that I had just yelled at her for my mind was on the game.
I immediately forfeited the game,went up with my mom apologizing the whole time and ate till I couldn't eat no more.
That's why I am fat today.
I blame my mother.

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mmmtravis
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I'm fat because I like to eat. And because it's too fucking cold to go outside in this state.

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Kirsebær Buyigi
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Re: I Just Swore At My Mother.

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Originally posted by Cockney_Rebel
What a crazy woman.

Jesus.



You know she forgives you. In a way, she even cherishes being able to be there for you to curse and relieve some of your stress.

Moms are cool that way.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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Man, and I thought I could lie.

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Cruise Director
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Registered: Jan 2001
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The only time in my life that my father has struck me was when I swore at my mother. I was 14 and thought myself man enough to call her a bitch.

Closed fist. bloody mouth. Knocked on my ass. Lesson learned.

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Pussy.

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Had I called her that, it may merely have been a slap.

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