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billgerat
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The Batshit Insane Thread

And to start it all off....

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Sorry, I can't do Beck. Perhaps after chugging a bottle of Jager I could watch a Beck/Coulter debate.

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Wonder is right *gasp*.

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You like the rolling stones way too much.

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Well, here we all are. Wanna play cards or something?

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I want to stick my dick in an electrical socket and fuckin cum 1.21 jigawatts.

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That's not how it works.
You end up like this guy:

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Ahh a thread for Rense articles. Posting this just in case:

The Silence Is Deafening...
The Calm Before The Storm
From Anon
5-25-9

There is near total silence out there now.

All the traps have been set.

The perps and madmen are waiting for their orders.

All the politicians and traitors are in position.

Even Cheney is back up there...circulating at the top.

All the un-Constitutional 'necessary laws' and executive orders are there.

The military has received its 'just in case' (un-constitutional) civilian intervention (suppression) orders.

Many of our police departments are under FBI/Federal control and many have been trained by Israeli killers.

We are all waiting.

We knew it would happen this year.

We are all waiting for their 'excuse'.

We again watch Cheney every day on tv...telling us the 'truth' again

We all know that "Obama will be tested within 6 months of taking office."

We can almost hear the shackles rattling in the trains.

We all wait for 'their' next surprise.

We gaze at the trap's door, perplexed it is still open.

We are wondering what this Pelosi-CIA bullshit is all about ...since they are both puppets of the Elders?

We are looking in all directions wondering from where the 'big surprise' will come.

Another FBI attack on America?

Will Netanyahu nuke Iran?

Another Pentagon Special Weapons created virus?

Another Israeli Mossad created virus?

We know the NSA did 911, MI5 did 7/7. The same in Madrid & Bombay and so many others.

Zionist-related mass slaughters and killings permeate our history.

What will they do next?

Will the Israelis suitcase nuke America?

Will A-H1N1 marry H5N1 and have a honeymoon the world will never forget?

Where are the top remote viewers? We know they been looking ahead.

And all these damned ETs...where are they when we need them?

Flying in daylight formation over Mexico City is not enough.

Giant flying triangles 300 feet above the ground are not enough.

Our species is nearing the end of its latest incarnation...

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I'm not convinced Beck believes a damn word that comes out of his mouth. His personality also comes off as a very goofy Rush Limbaugh.

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Beck wants to be liked so much that he'll say anything. When he does that breakdown skit with the tears, he says "I just love my country... and I fear for it." but what he's thinking is, "I have been considered an unlovable, overemotional, loser for so many years... My drinking buddies didn't want me. CNN didn't want me. Fox News scraped me up and put me on the tv on a flyer. Now? Now that I have the flag waving behind me and Roger Ailes camera in front of me, can someone say they like me?"
And the sad thing is Glen knows from past experience that they won't... not forever. His shtick has an expiry date. He knows deep down the adulation he's getting is a one shot. He's a long joke with a one bullet punchline. Wait for the punchline.
I feel quite sorry for the guy.

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Re: The Batshit Insane Thread

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And to start it all off....




i don't understand what they're even complaining about. you'd think fox news could dig up more than this and the fact that Obama likes mustard on his hamburger (so do I, by the way)

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Stop sweating it, Bill. She is in. Your tyranny is intact. She could eat a baby.

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Stop sweating it, Bill. She is in. Your tyranny is intact. She could eat a baby.


This thread has nothing to do with her. It is for posting examples of the batshit insane. Tancredo is as batshit insane as they come.

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As are you.

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New Sotomeyer footage!

Luckily, I've heard this shouldn't affect her confirmation.

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HAHAHAHAH! [p]

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Disappointment seeps
through me like ink through cotton.
No. I shall not click.

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Then don't.

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O'Reilly has no clue as to what rights are.

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