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DRZ400
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My local beach ... Anyone fancy a swim?

The waters great ... come on in!!!





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Muffy
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Eww. I don't think I want to swim in that.

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DRZ400
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I have loads of times .... it tastes funny because a million people poo in it.

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and I thought the Jersey Shore was bad

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Muffy
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I have loads of times .... it tastes funny because a million people poo in it.


How does it feel to have a million people's poo in you?

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DRZ400
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It makes me feel empowered and kind of sexy!

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Crunkle has taught you well my child.

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DRZ400
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THE VERY WORST THING .....

Was the dead 80 foot whale. They cut it up on the slipway and christ it stank, I've NEVER smelt anything like it. It was 8am, I was hungover as hell and had to walk past it, it was semi putrified and cut into bits ... I threw up ON my jetski.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/...ire/3527212.stm

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.... and I just lost my breakfast.

Actually, I didn't have breakfast, but now I feel queasy and probably won't have lunch either. Hangover's and dead whales = teh suck.

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Wasn't the nicest experience.

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Are you sure you aren't Wraith?

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i found a pocket pussy in the duck pond at centennial park in nashville

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Still using it?

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quote:
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i found a pocket pussy in the duck pond at centennial park in nashville


I don't know what that is but it sounds awesome! Pictures?

Who is Wraith? If you're comparing him to me, he must be pretty cool!

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i gave away the only pic i had of it.. pic also had a dead fish...

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I don't know what that is but it sounds awesome! Pictures?

Who is Wraith? If you're comparing him to me, he must be pretty cool!

Attachment: wraith.jpg
This has been downloaded 99 time(s).

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Separated at birth maybe?

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Aaaaaah HIM.

You might be right .... he's a fine looking fellow and obviously a winner with the ladies like I.

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Actually, I think he is on some sex offender registry or other, so yeah.

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Can you get on the sex offenders list for obsessive masturbating?

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Can you get on the sex offenders list for obsessive masturbating?

Absolutely. Especially if you do it in front of children.

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I can't masturbate in the house when my roomies are home. I'm just neurotic like that.

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Too neurotic to masturbate... that'd be a great Country song.

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Absolutely. Especially if you do it in front of children.


Funny you should say that .. my mate Paraglides, he was a hundred feet above this cliff just down the coast and there was a bloke wanking in the bushes looking down on a couple of topless girls.

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I can't masturbate in the house when my roomies are home. I'm just neurotic like that.



Your roomies are chicks, you fag.

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