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Dingle
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Pooping your pants on purpose.

So I was googling something and a headline in the results caught my eye, "Pooped In My Pants Last Night Before Bed". There's no way I could resist clicking that link, and I found a rather amusing story:

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Got back to my apartment about 12:30 last night, felt a good poop coming on, so I decided to do something I hadn't done since last April... I put on two pairs of undies and then a pair of shorts over it, and then loaded my pants, and just crawled into bed. Took a while to get to sleep with my pants full, but eventually, I did. Just woke up and had to go to the bathroom - I visited the toilet to pee, and then deposited a new batch of nice firm, warm poop on top of my load. Now I'm gonna go back to sleep.


"Now that's pretty funny" I thought, assuming it was someone trolling some random discussion board. Then I noticed a link that said "A personal story in the experience: I Poop My Pants On Purpose". Hmmm there's more? Let's find out...

Right at the top was a link to a lovely story titled "How to Poop Your Pants In Public". Again, who could resist?

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Have you ever pooped your pants in public? Very fun,exciting and embarrassing. Your heartrate starts getting higher the instant you get in your car to go to where you plan doing it,but you at least have to make it into the store and plan it out the first time,and hopefully try later on when you get up the courage.

When walking in, get your bowels prepared by starting to give a little bit of a push to coax them into getting ready to go. Walking too fast seems to make it harder, so a slow pace is usually preferred. Next,find an appropriate aisle to do your business in. I used to find one where there was no one in sight at first, then i would kinda bend over to pretend looking at something and give a good push until i finished messing my jeans. Now i've gotten to the point to where i prepare myself and am at the verge of pooping, find an employee(usually one who is stocking or at a counter), ask them where the bathroom is, and unload in my pants right in front of them. Sometimes i tell them something("oops,too late"or"nevermind,i just went"), and other times(if it's noisy or smelly enough to be noticed) i give a suprised look and just walk away.

I also have been enjoying walking around a bit before leaving to see if anyone notices or gives any looks. I remember one time overhearing an older guy with his teenage daughter as he asked her if she pooped her pants AGAIN!!! She pleaded with him that she wasn't the culprit "THIS time", but he gave a sigh like he was sure she was the one who did it and told her in a firm but quiet voice that if it was her again then he would not hesitate to put her in diapers. At this point i was walking away, enjoying the chaos i had created and deep in thought about what set of circumstances that lead to the young lady shit her pants.

So,even though it's scary to do it at first,you've got to try pooping your pants in public at least once. It's sooo exciting and the memory will stay with you and keep you turned on for a looong time afterwards.Additionally,i have never run into a person that i pooped my pants in front of again,and i have done this at the same wal-mart at least a dozen times.

Personally,i love the way it feels to slowly fill my jeans up while trying not to look obvious that i'm doing it unpurpose.Then walking around afterwards and feeling it smash more with each step i take as the smell starts to make it's presence known is also very exciting as well.Then of course it's also a great feeling to sit down and smash it even more when getting in my car.I bought a waterproof pad that i take with me and usually i wet my pants on my way home too.

Hope this helps for anyone who is thinking of going all the way and wants to poop their pants in public.


Ok, good to know. By now I'm starting to wonder if this is some joke website or 4chan discussion group raid or something. Reading the comments to the story it started to dawn on me that maybe this wasn't about humor and these people were serious. Intriguing...

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I pooped in a diaper and then went to buy my lottery tickets wearing the dirty diaper and then this morning I shit in my underwear at about 11AM, and I still have them on. I had to take them off and clean up and go buy my lottery tickets again, but I put them back on when I got back, OMG, I got so big after putting them back on, it gives me such pleasure. Unfortunately, I will need to clean up and go to bed soon. My God it feels so good I don't want it to end.


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Just pooped my panties its really mushy and feels good.I am sitting in the pooped panties right now.
P.S It smells really bad but is fun to sit in. plz say what you think.


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I was playing an online game, this morning. I'd been putting off taking a crap until I was finished, but I got to the point where I was either going to have to stop my gaming or just do it in my pants. I chose the latter. Lifted my butt off the chair and pushed it out into my pants while I continued to play. I never missed a beat as I sat back down.


Wow, I guess it doesn't surprise me but I had no idea these people existed. One thing I found strange is I would have assumed a group of fucked up preverts like this would be almost exclusively men, but a good number of them are women who like loading their panties. It also seems a great many of these people enjoy crapping their pants in Wal-Mart for some reason. Yet another reason to avoid shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Ha! [p]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll second that, Muffy.

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Hey.. it's me!

Tell you what .. that RXP bouncing about rattles a few poos loose!

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I can also 100% guarantee that my wetsuit at the time of that picture was chock full of wee wee.

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What, you couldn't hold it until your got back to the gravel pit?

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In 8 hours or so fucking around on jetskis ... no.

I'm wearing a 'wetsuit' ... not a dinner suit! Tell you what, when the sea's around 7 degrees Celsius, a steamy hot piss is like heaven!

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You want me to save my wee wee specially for you?

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Eww. Are you having a Binx moment?

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Furiously.

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In 8 hours or so fucking around on jetskis ... no.

I'm wearing a 'wetsuit' ... not a dinner suit! Tell you what, when the sea's around 7 degrees Celsius, a steamy hot piss is like heaven!




Fag.

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7 degrees Celsius


Can you translate that into American ?

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About 45 degrees F, you philistine.

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Thank you.

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I was joking. I like fucking with them about the metric system.

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Can you translate that into American ?


So damn cold it's actually painful as water strips you of heat 25 times faster than air. It's also the only time I've been seriously hypothermic. I stopped on the way home to buy some fags and couldn't count out £4.57 in change, the person behind the counter had to do it for me. I knew it was money, I knew what i had tto do with it, just lost the ability to count. Hypothermia hurts like fuck and you turn into a tard.

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*turns* you into a tard?




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