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Masturbadehydration

Well, I never got this bad: link.

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GimpyDivo
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whatever. i became addicted to porn when i stumbled upon my parents stash of VHS tapes at age 7. adolescent boys always have and always will jerk themselves off to death if given half a chance. those who actually do are obviously too deviant to be allowed to reproduce anyways.

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So the kid is a perverted deviant, how is that the internet's fault? And who the fuck goes on weekend long masturbation binges? WTF, pull one off and go about your business and repeat as the need arises, no need for jerk off marathon.

Also if these fuckwit parents are worried about their 12 year old locking himself in his room and jerking off to the internet all weekend then maybe they should do something about it. Seriously wtf.

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nature should have stopped him before total dehydration. i blame the gaming because my record is 13 loads dropped in one day and that was when i had a whole day home alone because i was home from school ill. i never forgot to rehydrate or eat and i stopped when my dick hurt and i was jizzing but a drop of clear fluid.

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