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CRSR
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Craigslist WTF?

I applied to some jobs on Craiglist this one I found interesting.

"Looking for an experienced Sous Chef schooled in classic seafood and steak cuisine. The Sous Chef assists with the daily operations of the kitchen, providing professional leadership and direction to kitchen personnel. Ensure that all recipes, food preparations, and presentations meet restaurant's specifcations and commtment to quality. Maintains a safe, orderly and sanitized kitchen. Demenonstrates this by example, using proper food handling techniques. Reporting directly to the Executive Chef, this position will assist in ordering, menu engineering, cost control, supervision and training of staff.

Ideal candidate will be energetic, entusiastic and able to handle large volume. Previous experience in fine dining is REQUIRED. Must have a hands on management style with strong communication, organizational skills and the ability to effectively manage and motivate a diverse staff.

We provide a challenging team oriented environment, where excellence is expected in all areas of food preparation and presentation.

Please email resume. "

so I e-mail my resume with a short note asking for more information on the job location etc. this was the response:

"Dear Applicant ,

Thanks for your response and I am glad to read from you regards the chef job. Am Frank by name and I reside in Phillipines. My Family would be coming to canada for a two week holiday starting from April 22nd. My wife,my 2 Children ( 12yrs and 16yrs) and I will be coming to United states and we would be spending 2 weeks. You will work 3 times in a week and you need to choose any 3 days that is suitable for you. If you are free for this period please back back to me with the answer to the below question so that we can work out the modalities.

Where do you live?
City and State?
Choose any 3 days which you can work?
(Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday and Sunday)
Which of these would you be free enough to prepare? Breakfast,Lunch or Dinner

Regards"


WTF?

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In a word? Craigslist.

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SocialParasite
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they'd just try and get you to sign up for psychic surgery because those retards love that shit

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Aydin
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I found this in Shanghai M4M:

quote:
Want To Move to The U.S? - 52 (Chicago, IL USA)
Date: 2010-03-28, 6:39AM CST
Reply To This Post

Are you a young Chinese man 18- 35 years of age and thinking of moving to US and would like to have a mature guy to be your lover and friend? Someone to help you navigate the American system and help you learn the language while having a LTR?

Give me a chance, I am not a sugardaddy, you must be a student, or employed, I can give you love and respect and nurturing. You must be willing to give the same in return,

I prefer slim boyish types, and nice, honest, and sincere guys.

Come to your new home filled with love!

Reply with your information right away!

* Location: Chicago, IL USA
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1664530442


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mmmtravis
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Craigslist job postings are almost as bad as their casual encounter postings.

I never hear back from any job postings, unless it's a scam or a misunderstanding.

And I know what you're thinking, "well, you're a retard and no one would hire you." Yes, this is true. But I've even gone so far as to create fake uber-awesome resume and still it doesn't work.

Seriously, when Jonas Broseph with an MBA from Harvard can't get a call-back on a script-reading internship... well, the system is fucked.

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quote:
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I found this in Shanghai M4M:


When did you get glasses?

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Aydin
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You thought the 52 year old was Me?

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Large Filipino
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This made me laugh out loud.

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This guy is serious. Stump removal alone is a 75 dollar job.

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SatansLeftHand
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Shit, I'd answer that one if I lived in the area. Maple is good stuff for furniture.

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And kayak sails in your world.

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Free Bull Semen!

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bacidath
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i know where this ones going...

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Brett
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they are just making a Doritos commercial! Get your mind out of the gutter....

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ok what about this one...

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Large Filipino
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That would be a job for Travis!

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Can anyone say pervert?

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Brett
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Hawley respond to the ad while cruncle photographs?

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I find it fascinating that you came upon that ad, Brett, and I wonder if Karen knows you are on the prowl for a more compatible sex partner.

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Holy crap that was real?

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I like that the battery gives only a gentile shock. A Jew shock could kill.

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