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hehe some of the comments are even funnier.

I like the ironic ones.




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Looks like the resistance is between his thighs when he walks.

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Hahahahaha! Awesome.

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I can easily see her protesting outside a gay bar called "A Men Sty".

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Ok now that one is great.

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Wonderaz ?

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Too young.

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Despite the pictures we see on the mainstream media, "Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated"

There are some interesting findings in there.

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ENOUNGH!

That's a great word. These are truly free-spirited people of innovation.

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quote:
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Despite the pictures we see on the mainstream media, "Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated"

There are some interesting findings in there.



If they're so educated, how come they can't spell 'cat' even if you spot them the c and the t?

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Because only Tea Partiers conducted the poal and answered ABOVE the questions thinking they left the first question blank.

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If they're so educated, how come they can't spell 'cat' even if you spot them the c and the t?


Sadly education doesn't seem to imply any ability to spell properly, even when one's education would logically include familiarity with the language.

However, I would guess that the poll was not conducted at an event of people holding signs and chanting stupid slogans, as those folks seem to be people intent on kicking themselves in the face.

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If they're so educated, how come they can't spell 'cat' even if you spot them the c and the t?


Because you're assuming everyone who supports the Tea Party is just like the morons you see at rallies; which they are not.

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So they don't support Sarah Palin?

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Sarah is rather a side issue. The point is that the morons with the signs aren't terrible representative of teabaggers. That's not to say that the teabaggers aren't the paranoid, racist, "fuck you I got mine" sort of assholes, because they are, they just aren't dumb enough to march around with signs reading 'niggar' or 'ENOUNGH!' They don't march around at all. They make phone calls and throw money around. The idiots with the signs are just, well, idiots that happen to be useful to them.

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That could be said of any political persuasion. I don't care if I see a Russian tank rolling up Flatbush Avenue. I ain't picketing.

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Heh.

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How many words did Shakespeare know? In his writings, he used 31,534 different words. Using statistical methods:

This means that in addition the 31,534 words that Shakespeare knew and used, there were approximately 35,000 words that he knew but didn't use. Thus, we can estimate that Shakespeare knew approximately 66,534 words.

The average English speaker knows 10-20,000 words.

The average teabagger can spell 11 of them.

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How are emergency services where you live, Bill? Are they fast? If not, you might want to make an appointment for early November. Your heart shouldn't explode unattended.

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there were approximately 35,000 words that he knew but didn't use. Thus, we can estimate that Shakespeare knew approximately 66,534 words.

The average English speaker knows 10-20,000 words.

The average teabagger can spell 11 of them.



Did it hurt pulling those numbers out?

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Those numbers are so bunk. Mathematically it is correct if you simply ignore the fact that people have a limited vocabulary. As the numbers even tell us if you pay some fucking attention, its idiotic to accept that one person would know 65,000 words while the average is 20,000 because that puts Shakespeare at about 7 standard deviations from the norm which is...dun, dun, dun, statistically impossible since we know the distribution curve of average American word knowledge count is too narrow to allow him...even though he never lived here.

Also, during his lifetime there were probably only 80,000 words in the whole of the language...so, umm, no.

Do the math you fucking retards.

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