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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Jobs you have had

List your jobs and at what age.
DO IT.

12-16 years: Paper boy

16-17: Kentucky Fried Chicken

17-19: State Park worker at Rockland Lake State Park in Nyack New York.

19-21: American Diesel School Student in Denver Colorado it's closed now worked at Gas stations and Pizza Delivery.

21-22: Married. K-Mart Mechanic and Pizza Driver

22-23: Moved to NY. Diesel Mechanic at Shortline Bus Works in Mahwah NJ. Also delivered Pizza on the side and lawn cutting service.

23-24: Moved back to Colorado just a week before my promotion at Shortline. Family is first though. Always. Tire Buster at Discount Tire and Pizza Driver. Also did a stint at Firestone.

24-26: Started working for the Developmentally Disabled population for three different agencies on top of delivering pizza for Pizza Hut and two stores at Domino's. Quit after car accident that almost took my life.

26-41: Worked at one agency for 15 years became a host home provider at 37. Did Pizza Hut again finally quit entirely at 28.
Airport Shuttle service from 38 thru 39.

37- Present: Host Home Provider. I feel like I'm retired.

In my youth I also did Lawn cutting thru a friend's business and gas stations during High School. I was also a Janitor at a Jewish Center.
In my married life I was a trash man,a car washer and also an Avis Mechanic somewhere in the mix. I keep editing this I was also a factory worker at plastic injection plants in two different places and a worker at a candy factory.
I never ever stopped working.

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Cruise Director
nobody special

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 5016

8-15 Worked part time stocking mini bottles at the family bar
15-16 Lumped trucks at a grocery warehouse (until they found I was too young and fired me.)
16-16.5 Bagger at a grocery store
17-19 Don's plumbing supply
19-22 Pay N Pak Home Improvement.
22-24 Anderson Lumber Company
24-27 Eagle Hardware and Garden
27-Present The Home Depot

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Aydin
El Fugaz

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: New York City
Posts: 22907

Starting age 13, only including real paycheck jobs

Janitor, lawn service, busboy, lifeguard, phone operator, filing clerk, shuttle van driver, potato chip sorter, cake decoration baker, waiter, bartender, A/V setup, esol tutor, high school tutor, Bed N Breakfast breakfast buffet setter, entry level office assistant, college registrar, database analyst, executive assistant, translator, office manager, project manager, prep school teacher, census enumerator, census team leader assistant, census team leader, and random others

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ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 44684

Starting at age 13: Haying, leading horse trail rides, mowing lawns, dishwasher, short order cook, sheet metal factory worker, phone salesman, sandwich shop worker, janitor, store manager, department store display manager, assembler for the MCTNS (Manportable Common Thermal Night Sight) program, home fuel delivery dispatcher, home fuel delivery truck driver, LP gas serviceman, retail home fuel general manager, karate instructor, electrician, plumber, carpenter, greenhouse builder, salesman supreme.

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karen
Lesser Satan

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 16643

I used to go through jobs pretty quickly in high school. I'd get bored and quit.
mostly just restaurant type stuff. most of these jobs were before age 20.
I only use 4 or 5 of these on my resume.

-makeup artist/manager of a cosmetics studio
-police benevolent telephone operator
-telesurveyor
-canvasser
-laundromat attendant
-restaurant greeter
-waitress at various restaurants
-waitress at a bar
-baker
-maintenance for a truck stop
-gas station clerk
-gas station assistant manager
-website designer
-security/lot attendant at an amusement park
-music store assistant manager
-logistics trainer/truck unload (is it weird that this is my favourite job on the list?)


I think thats everything.

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Brett
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Registered: Jun 2008
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Aydin
El Fugaz

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: New York City
Posts: 22907

I forgot some:
data entry clerk, data entry asst. mgr., inventory coordinator, swimming instructor,

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by karen

-logistics trainer/truck unload (is it weird that this is my favourite job on the list?)



Not at all.

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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
I forgot some:
data entry clerk, data entry asst. mgr., inventory coordinator, swimming instructor,



See? You aren't a bum. I told you.

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Aydin
El Fugaz

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: New York City
Posts: 22907

You tell everyone everything just to cover the bases.

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Registered: Mar 2004
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No, I tell some people some things some of the time so that I don't have to kill them.

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Aydin
El Fugaz

Registered: Jul 2001
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I guess that's why you're a salesman.

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High Flyer

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 8349

collecting glasses, stocking bar at chique oceanside hotel, lawnmower/bicycle repair, life guard, SANDF, private/contract/corporate security, radiator and service technician, waiter, cook, club owner, barman, IT guy, recruitment agent, Systems Engineer, IT manager, Digital Interactive Media consultant, Project Manager, Materials Buyer, Marketing Executive, Marketing Manager, Marketing Director, God.

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mudded
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: your liver
Posts: 7452

High school
- delivery boy for a florist
- janitor assistant
- translator

Archaeology:
- field technician
- research assistant
- teaching assistant
- project manager
- field instructor
- assistant curator
- private consultant

Forensics
- lab technician
- research assistant
- teaching assistant
- field instructor
- consultant (NGO)

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cw
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 7547

y'all forgot W.O.T.A.

I'm getting residuals for posting my tits.

ps. marketing ppl are in league with the devil. And all IT have been Godsmacked.

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quote:
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High school
- delivery boy for a florist
- janitor assistant
- translator

Archaeology:
- field technician
- research assistant
- teaching assistant
- project manager
- field instructor
- assistant curator
- private consultant

Forensics
- lab technician
- research assistant
- teaching assistant
- field instructor
- consultant (NGO)



High School is not a field.

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skalie
Locksmith of Lurve

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: World Citizen
Posts: 18916

- paper run
- lawn mower
- insurance clerk
- dishwasher > saladhand > cook
- salesman in a record/ musical instrument shop
- brickies labourer
- labourer
- roadie, lighting guy, backline guy, sound guy, guitar tech
- bad musician
- website developer
- stage builder

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Coincidence
Counterfeit

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Sun
Posts: 33019

Teen:
Paper Boy
Dishwasher at a butcher
Dishwasher at a restaurant
Twenties:
Wizard
Research Librarian at a faculty
Research Librarian at a library
Bad musician
Teacher at the School for Library Sciences
Thirties:
Children's culture speaker and reviewer
Manuscript Consultant for a publisher
Librarian at a public library
Bad musician (I made like 200 kroner on my music last year!)
Public school teacher and librarian
Danish teacher at school for immigrants.

This last job looks like it could be it. Basically a very easy job with huge salary and interesting and willing students. Far less muslims than I feared as well. That means more catholics, though.

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cwuncle

Registered: May 2010
Location: perth
Posts: 6291

teens:
carpet cleaning salestween
trolley collection technician
printer (private enterprise)
printer (government department)
part time hallucinatory substance supplier and benefits recipient.

twenties:
ceiling fixer
sound technician/roadie/truck driver

thirties:
ceiling fixer

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Sookee
good luck with that.

Registered: Mar 2007
Location:
Posts: 7179

starting at around 14:
Babysitting
Composting Chicken carcasses
Carvel Ice Cream Shop
Waitress
Hostess
Aerobics Instructor
Art Model
Nurses Aid
Receptionist for Ms.Lilith's House of Dominatrix
Barmaid
Dental Hygienist
Nurse
Coroner's Assistant
Mortician
Asst. Manager of a Funeral Home
Funeral Director/Owner.

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DRZ400
Wank monkey

Registered: May 2008
Location: Under a bridge
Posts: 7702

Paper round.
Switch Technician (Keeping the computers running that make mobile phones work)
Databuild Engineer (Writing the data that makes mobile phones work)
Programmer (Writing the software that makes mobile phones work)
Redundant.

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
Posts: 53157

I had forgotten during high school I was also one of those people that sold flowers at a street corner. People kept trying to convert me to Christianity. It was fun.

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Lesser Satan

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I had forgotten during high school I was also one of those people that sold flowers at a street corner..


way to beat those brown people stereotypes!

at least it wasn't a bag of oranges, I guess.

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gone with the wind

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Wetlands
Posts: 17938

Babysitter, sub slinger at the Drug Cellar, clothing-selling lackey at The Gap, SAT prep guru, Calculus tutor, lab tech/research assistant in: histology, biochemistry, biophysics, molecular genetics, immunology (I'm forgetting some); writer/editor; art gallery assistant; child care site director; seminar/workshop purveyor, conference planner, writer/editor; teacher of statistics, intro psych, and psychopathology; behavioral genetics research assistant; wrangler of wayward teens; research coordinator in a neuroscience lab; social worker. I'm probably forgetting something.

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Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
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I guess that's why you're a salesman.


Exactly.

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