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billgerat
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Shit my kids ruined

Visual birth control.

http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/page/1


"New tub of Desitin + new tub of Vaseline + new container of powder+ extra long “nap”= reminder to get a tubal ligation"

Man, I wish I took pictures of when my granddaughter mixed all the shampoos out on the bathroom floor and dumped grandma's spice rack all over the kitchen floor....or when her and my daughter drew all over the bedroom door with a green marker....or when they got into the ex's red nail polish on top of the bed mattress when the sheets were being washed....

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My niece once destroyed a new leather couch with several bottles of nail polish.

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billgerat
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I destroyed eight church pews made out of expensive leather when I was playing with a knife. I was four.
A friend gave me a catholic money candle and it wouldn't light for me.
That Jesus statue I have still flips me off in the corner of my eye.

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lucidnightmare
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Re: Shit my kids ruined

quote:
Originally posted by billgerat
Visual birth control.

http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/page/1


"New tub of Desitin + new tub of Vaseline + new container of powder+ extra long “nap”= reminder to get a tubal ligation"




How could anyone be mad at her though ?

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Everything my daughter drinks seems to be red in color and when she spills it ... She likes nail polish too.

She drinks this unnaturally blue shit now that I call windshield wiper fluid.

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You have to eat them as soon as they are born. I keep telling you.

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lucidnightmare
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Oh she puts ketchup on everything and eats with her plate too far away from her and drips it on her clothes.

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Wait'll she's a teenager. Heh. Fool.

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lucidnightmare
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I swear she puts ketchup on a T bone steak.

I dread the teenage years.

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Pinecrika
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I need to print some of this shit up and send it to my kids *giggles all evil like*

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SimpleSimon
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Hell, my kids tended to blow shit up, not just dribble paint on it.

Ask SLH about the VW Rabbit and the C-4 sometime.

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quote:
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I swear she puts ketchup on a T bone steak.

I dread the teenage years.



You have no idea.

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Aydin
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Why are you wasting t-bone steak on a kid?

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Pinecrika
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That's a very good question. Trying to choke her, perhaps?

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He can afford to?

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We know shes ruined, bill.

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Thanks for the new bookmark, Bill. [p]

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I think a buried a few watches as treasure in the garden when I was a kid.

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