"New tub of Desitin + new tub of Vaseline + new container of powder+ extra long “nap”= reminder to get a tubal ligation"
Man, I wish I took pictures of when my granddaughter mixed all the shampoos out on the bathroom floor and dumped grandma's spice rack all over the kitchen floor....or when her and my daughter drew all over the bedroom door with a green marker....or when they got into the ex's red nail polish on top of the bed mattress when the sheets were being washed....
I destroyed eight church pews made out of expensive leather when I was playing with a knife. I was four.
A friend gave me a catholic money candle and it wouldn't light for me.
That Jesus statue I have still flips me off in the corner of my eye.