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Stupid shit you remember that you find odd.

24-4-14.

The combination to my first locker ever assigned to me in school.
I was in 7th grade.

That was a fucking century ago.

And now every combination I need to memorize via my lock I use when I go to Bally's revolves around those three numbers and how they correlate to my combination.

That is all.

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I recall hearing about Wales in 3rd grade and everyone associated it with World 4-2 in Super Mario bros 2.

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In fact,because of this memory for all these years since that locker every time back east that I went to a Bradlees or Caldor and now in Colorado a K mart or Walmart or Lowes or Ace or Home Depot or anywhere that sells locks I have never told anyone this but I fucking check the locks that show the combination in back for the combination 24-4-14.
And if I ever will find such a lock I will buy it right there and put it in my drawer on my desk right here.
Is this like having OCD?

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all I remember about my school lockers is that they would open without a combination if you pulled the tab and kicked the lower portion.

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quote:
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In fact,because of this memory for all these years since that locker every time back east that I went to a Bradlees or Caldor and now in Colorado a K mart or Walmart or Lowes or Ace or Home Depot or anywhere that sells locks I have never told anyone this but I fucking check the locks that show the combination in back for the combination 24-4-14.
And if I ever will find such a lock I will buy it right there and put it in my drawer on my desk right here.
Is this like having OCD?



Why don't you just buy one that lets you set the code?


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I recall hearing about Wales in 3rd grade and everyone associated it with World 4-2 in Super Mario bros 2.


This is why you're dumb.

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I thought for sure you were going to say Brad.

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Why don't you just buy one that lets you set the code?


It won't do big numbers. Those code setters only go 0 to 9 in 3 or 4 rows.
You need a combination lock for the numbers.
And I hate those code setters. You can easily accidentally push down the clasp while it's turned therefore setting the combo where it sits. Then it won't fucking open again because you didn't see where the numbers were.
This had happened to me.

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all I remember about my school lockers is that they would open without a combination if you pulled the tab and kicked the lower portion.


Yea I remember that too. And in 8th grade my initial locker wouldn't open right so they assigned me another locker. And mid year my first locker got torched and they called me in. They wouldn't believe that it was not my locker because they didn't have the change on their roster. I was like really close to getting expelled.

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I remember very plainly as a kid seeing them announce on the NBC nightly news that Nelson Mandela had died in prison. My brother was there with me and remembers it being announced as well. They even showed pictures of the funeral. Then poof, he's released a couple of years later and it never happened. I have wondered about it for years.

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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

I can even remember the local telephone loop numbers. They haven't worked since the early 90's.

And the insertion depth for a pet quarter in a cigarette machine. 5 inches. Anyone else remember pet quarters or cigarette machines?

How about the cork linings on the bottom of Pepsi bottle caps you had to peal off to see if you had won a prize? The top of those glass bottles where marked with a star/sun symbol. And they cost .40 cents and you got a dime back in return for the empties.

Or the 1990 Pepsi "Cool Cans" that when you stacked a couple just right they spelled SEX? I remember noticing it in a store and about a week later they announced it on TV. Was a big scandal and the cans quickly and quietly disappeared overnight.

How about the price of the first back of baseball cards you bought or the first comic book? .75 for the comics and .40 for the cards. .81 and .43 after tax which was 8.5% (There where 17 cards per pack and the complete set was 782 cards.) TN prices and tax rate in 1987.

Anyone else recall just how godawful New Coke tasted? Or TAB? To this day the thought of either gives me a shiver of disgust.

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Ah baseball cards. We played a game in school called "flipping". Really simple. Take turns putting down the cards. Each team had a different color font. When the colors match up the stack is yours. You play till the other guy is out of cards.

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Ah baseball cards. We played a game in school called "flipping". Really simple. Take turns putting down the cards. Each team had a different color font. When the colors match up the stack is yours. You play till the other guy is out of cards.


Sounds cool LF. We never flipped cards but had other ways of suckering the kids at school out of their cards (and other stuff.)

Me and a friend of mine used to run sports books back in highschool. We'd take the odds for a game from ESPN and offer a point spread, (Odds where never higher than 10 to 1 with the spread being determined by what sort of game was being played.) Cash got you into the betting and comics, cards, ect. were good for 10 cents on the dollar. ($10 in cards = $1 bet.) We absolutely cleaned up and would run a table at the local card shows selling our ill gotten gains once every three months. If we ever lost, which was rare, we paid out in cash only. We also used to run the poker games on the weekends (25% house cut with a ten dollar buy in with no cash out till the entire pot was won by one person, as well as both of us playing. Our table, our rules. We called the game, the wild cards, and dealt every hand. Passing cards under the table with our toes every other round it seemed and dealing from under the deck. A dead shuffle was my friend's specialty.) We also had a weekly 50 cent a number pick 3 where at 2pm on friday I would roll three 10-sided D&D dice to decide the numbers. (Playing D&D all the time I knew pretty much how each die tended to roll so that was easy money as I would pick the dice based on the numbers played that week.) The payout, which was Never claimed, was all of $20. If the sucker got deep enough in the hole we also accepted booze, weed, or gas as payment. There was a good year or so there that money wasn't a worry.

It's a thousand wonders we never got caught doing that shit.

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I remember random shit from high school more clearly than I remember yesterday. *sigh*

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I was so fucking wasted in 7th grade. I was in the school library reading a Mad magazine. I couldn't stop fucking laughing. I was sent to the principle. I still couldn't stop laughing. He waited till I stopped laughing then he told me to go back to class.
He didn't fucking care at all.

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I think posting in this thread would make me feel like a crazy person.

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But don't you already feel like a crazy person?

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I suppose stupid shit I remember that I find odd doesn't come up very often in most conversation. I am able to have a crazysauce brain area and still fit in with the general public.

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Ok whatever.

I remember my mom taking me to my great uncle Mac's house and sitting on his tractor in the yard when I was 3 months old.

I remember my dad getting his arm stuck from the outside in a car window while driving through a parking lot from 4 years old.

I can remember my dad literally leaving my mom when they got divorced at four years old.

Those I just find odd because of how young I was and I can remember it.

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I suppose stupid shit I remember that I find odd doesn't come up very often in most conversation. I am able to have a crazysauce brain area and still fit in with the general public.

If by "general public" you mean the inbred descendants of Hessian refugees and 4 different breeds of cattle.

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I haven't always lived in BFE.

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I lived at "A" from age 3 to age 6. My girlfriend (also my age) lived at "B". We had this huge styrofoam square (about 8 by 8 feet and 4-6 inches thick) that was originally packing material for a missile silo or something that we used as a swimming toy in the lake in my back yard. We could jump off it in deep water, etc. One day my girlfriend and I were swimming with our lifejackets on. We were both laying on the square kicking our legs in the water. We went out pretty far. After a while, we decided we should just keep going to her house on the other side of the lake. Her mom sure was surprised to see us, and was probably pretty pissed at my mom for not watching us better. I also used to have sleepovers with her, and we played a game called "butt-butt" which was not about the butt but the genitals. She had a "haystack" and I can't remember what my dick was called. One time I was sleeping over at her house and her mom came into the room after we had gone to bed, but she was on my bed playing with my little thing.
"J.! What are you doing? Get back in your own bed!"
Hrmm, that's pretty fucked up.

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