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The Ultimate SciFi -Thread

**Anything related to SciFi***

Does the Forum have one? I don't know and search-mechanics ain't nothing for a rebell like me.








who wins?




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Alien, hands down. Starship Troopers bug is only effective when running in a herd.

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I also would tend to Alien, because I think the creature is the shit.

only considering the physical aspects, a bug could easily crack the shit out of an alien body. And it dies slowly, fights on without extremeties.
It may be a primitive creature, but is that unhandy in an 1on1 cagefight to death?

I maybe wpuld say 70% - 30% for the alien...or 60 - 40..

what about :




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would be a pretty badass fight, though..

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Silly merkins beat both of those crap monsters.

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Alien would still win. I base this on the fact that Alien has a bigger brain housing group and moves faster. Don't get me wrong, fire beetle has some bitchen' ordinance with that plasma shit it spouts but is slow and ultimately dumb as a post without mother brain bug to call the shots.

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no question, the Alien Queen would rape Kirk and the Firebug. I think the result of this duell is much more predictable than the drone-battle.



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no question, the Alien Queen would rape Kirk




Blasphemy! Captain Kirk would bend the Alien queen over and stuff his photon torpedo all up in her shitter.

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If he's not too busy, jumping around the room like a ballet dancer, pretending his ship is wiggled by force.

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Obviously Kirk would pick his teeth with the Alien queen.

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for coin:




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What is that last one again? It wins.

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it's from your favorite movie

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predator dog doesn't beat shit..

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I just noticed the Alien spawn has nipples. what the fuck?

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I'd go further and call them rudimentary titts..

did Giger create this one, too? total fail..

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Giger wasn't involved in Resurrection.

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Wait, the nips get noticed yet the very obvious monster snatch isn't mentioned? WTF?!

And Kirk would win, no doubt.

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oh, I couldn't not notice the alien pussy, but considering the Alien series are filled with phallic symbols, it's not too much of a stretch. The nipples were a bit more discreet.

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just for the show. hal takes this one home, no doubt.

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Well ok, that gives alien baby a lot better odds. Both monsters would probably die before combat even began, by tripping over stuff.

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just for the show. hal takes this one home, no doubt.

Oh, fond memories. Some years ago there was a thread at The Hypertribe about celebrity death matches, and someone proposed a fight to the finish between Hawking and Christopher Reeve. SLH and I got a good laugh out of that, and decided to ask Prof. Hawking what he thought. So, we e-mailed a link to that thread to him, with an explanation.

About a week later we got an e-mail reply from his grad student assistant that said Professor Hawking had read the thread, thought the idea was funny as hell, and there was no doubt he'd win such a match.

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Way to waste the time of a genius!

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Hahaha! That's awesome, SS.

Kirk is still winning!

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