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missjo
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So I finally put down my new Kindle

I figured since I'd downloaded & read 252 books & novellas since mid January it was time for me to put my kindle aside & start using my Internet for ebil again

so have I missed much?

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cruncles epic fail to control his masturbatory impulses until he and sookie met up is probably the funniest shit thats happened....that and americas epic fail to handle the bin laden situation without looking like a fascist cocksucker.

other than that, i cant think of anything worth repeating.

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i see suki in about 26 hours and i haven't masturbated for 2 days so far. hardly a fail.

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so Suki's gonna be walking funny in about 26 hours & 15 min huh

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26 hours and two seconds.

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oooh snap!

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He hasn't massaged his wand in two days, poor fella is going to explode.

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she'll arrive tired and late at night perth time. too bad for her, lol.

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tell Suki she needs a side trip to Sydney
I know all the best shoe outlet stores!!

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quote:
Originally posted by missjo
tell Suki she needs a side trip to Sydney
I know all the best shoe outlet stores!!



if you see these anywhere let either of us know. i don't normally give a tupenny fuck about womens shoes, i'm too busy further up normally, but even i could see these were fucking cash. i took this photo at a parade a month or so ago and suki FUCKING WANTS THESE WEDGES BAD.
i've found myself looking everywhere for them. i've found some similar but with laces and tacky patterns and shit and they suck it.


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also, she normally goes to perth via l.a. and sydney, but i talked her into flying cathay pacific instead of qantas.
they fly to hong kong then straight to perth which cuts 6 hours of fly time off.
she detests l.a. airport with a passion.

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Try Wittners shoes they rip off all the best designers & their shoes are pretty decent quality & not overpriced
http://www.wittner.com.au/shoes/wedges.html?p=2
here is a similar shoe in grey it's called the Lana

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well it's only 4 hours to Sydney you guys could do with a couple of days in the harbour city

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we're pretty pressed for time. we leave for chiang mai next wednesday and she leaves a day after we get back. maybe next time.

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quote:
Originally posted by missjo
Try Wittners shoes they rip off all the best designers & their shoes are pretty decent quality & not overpriced
http://www.wittner.com.au/shoes/wedges.html?p=2
here is a similar shoe in grey it's called the Lana



they look very similar. i wonder if they do doeskin or whatever the fuck colour those wedges are. thanks for the linky.

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Re: So I finally put down my new Kindle

quote:
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so have I missed much?

Heck yeah you have.
I hit 1000 post.

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Suddenly all women are wearing those. Is it some kind of hive mind?

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quote:
Originally posted by cruncle
they look very similar. i wonder if they do doeskin or whatever the fuck colour those wedges are. thanks for the linky.

these are pretty similar too

http://www.polyvore.com/mango_shine...ing?id=16049351

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quote:
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Suddenly all women are wearing those. Is it some kind of hive mind?


yes. most women follow fashion blindly in order to fit in. insecure twats.

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yes. most women follow fashion blindly in order to fit in. insecure twats.


See, this is awesome, because now we fashion-careless can say we are uber-confident iconoclasts.

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Also, that shoe looks like Candies mated with Uggs and had a bastard love-child.

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i'm definitely not a fan of the peephole toe that's been added to everything. what the fuck is the point of wearing a boot with a hole in it? its not as blasphemous on wedges and sandals, to each their own i guess.

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Never mind this silly-ass shoe garbage, what sorta books where you reading MJ?

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Ahh jeez... Well, at least you where reading.

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