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Frozen_Angel
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Post Size does it matter?


O.K.
Answer me this does size really matter?

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DevilMoon
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A. Hi
B. You are a girl, you should have the answer
C. Unless you are a virgin


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absolut
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I was a bit annoyed when I got a 17" monitor. It's too bulky.
I think I would have been more than content with 15".

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Goatboy
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I always like the bigger piece of cake.

But like a smaller, tighter pussy where possible.

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Postmodgirl
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If you are refering to pee pee size... When I was younger I would have said yes, but now I'd rather have a realy awsome guy with a tiny pee pee than an asshole with a monster phallus.
(though he better be good with his hands or something, sex is apart of a romatinc relationship, & if that sucks, you may as well be friends).

as for everything else...

Bigger is always better. Unless it's suposed to be micro....




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Spooky
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Yes. If we are talking about who gets the biggest line of charley of course it matters. If I pay for a gram I'll be damn'd if I am having a little line.

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JoeyCat
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ahhh there you are Frozen Angel... welcome!

In keeping with the spirit of the thread:

Size does matter. Nothing worse than coming home at the end of the day, and not being able to get those marks out of my skin because my bra was to damned tight.

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Frozen_Angel
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DM No I am not a Virgin, but I have learned that if a man know what he is oing size does not matter.

JC Thank you forthe nice welcome for I was told I would Flame by some (aka...TEFl)

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OOOP :0
doing
hahahaha

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SocialParasite
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I'm hoping that the size of the Johnson doesn't really matter. Mostly because if it does I'll never have a sex life. Ever.

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tack
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show us your tits?

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Freelance
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A larger fridge is always important - it lets you store more frozen goods.

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Tefl
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Don't go dragging me into this FA.

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Roshigoth
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No clue. I hope it doesn't matter too much. Otherwise, this world totally sucks.

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Princess_Heather
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I'm on the short side on the inside.

Anything over 7 inches does a lot of damage and causes excruciating pain.



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Although I can take a little larger than 7 inches, it hurts like hell. Sometimes the pain is pleasurable, but it depends on the guy I'm with. Eventually, I get so sick of having sex over and over when I know I'm just going to be in pain for 2 days at least, so I find myself getting more and more distant with the guy.

Conclusion:

Big good for casual sex. Medium good for relationship. Give me a 5-6 incher with a nice width any day. Especially if he actually knows what he's doing.

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MrSherman
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Curse this 8 inch shlong.

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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
Although I can take a little larger than 7 inches, it hurts like hell. Sometimes the pain is pleasurable, but it depends on the guy I'm with.
Give me a 5-6 incher with a nice width any day. Especially if he actually knows what he's doing.




The pain for me is like menstrual cramps times 10. And the cramps I am comparing this to are the ones the gyno put me on vicodin for. They don't go away after sex is over either, they linger and throb for at least a day. Sometimes I bleed and a couple times it induced an early period. I usualy vomit and stay in bed for a few hours. Its almost like he busted through my cervix and pounded my uterus. That's what it feels like anyway.



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brimstone
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2 inches of pure pleasure packin' power

ya dig?

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Heather:
The pain for me is like menstrual cramps times 10. And the cramps I am comparing this to are the ones the gyno put me on vicodin for. They don't go away after sex is over either, they linger and throb for at least a day. Sometimes I bleed and a couple times it induced an early period. I usualy vomit and stay in bed for a few hours. Its almost like he busted through my cervix and pounded my uterus. That's what it feels like anyway.




I've had that busted cervix feeling before, but it's usually from just a few positions (legs back by shoulders, doggy style) and from the guy doing deep penetration, even after I tell him he can't without really killing me. They believe me after I scream and withdraw in pain. I did vomit once, but it's not the general rule. I'm sorry it happens so often to you.

Guys, when a girl says it hurts, believe her. Please.



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SocialParasite
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Amen, brother. I dig it.

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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
I've had that busted cervix feeling before, but it's usually from just a few positions (legs back by shoulders, doggy style) and from the guy doing deep penetration, even after I tell him he can't without really killing me. They believe me after I scream and withdraw in pain. I did vomit once, but it's not the general rule. I'm sorry it happens so often to you.

Guys, when a girl says it hurts, believe her. Please.





Oh it doesn't happen anymore, my man's the perfect legnth. With him its only happened twice when I was riding him when we were still novices. Those experiences were from past lovers, when I was much younger. I think I've grown a bit since then.

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Caffeine
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if you want him to stop, just make a nice sudden twist. when he falls over in pain, youll know its your doing.


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A.D.H.D
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Unhappy

This thread is depressing.

- If your big your fucked.
- If your small your rooted.

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Postmodgirl
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largest I've ever had was 9", I had hat 'busted cervix' feeling for days.

So here's my ranking on size (assuming you are of a decent thickness)

9" + HELL No!!!

8" er, you better know how to use it

7" hmmmmmmm

6"

5" if you know how to use it

4" - ... ok, but you should have other tallents

in all cases, educated yourself & know how to use your phallus, & know the ways of wooing a woman. Cos you can be the perfect length, and still be the worst damn lay ever!



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