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Brett
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I sell Pro-Cain and Pro-Cain accessories

voting Cain: it's like that after-sex cigarette.

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I will never eat at Godfather's pizza ever again.

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Re: I sell Pro-Cain and Pro-Cain accessories

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voting Cain: it's like that after-sex cigarette


Wow. That was almost indistinguishable from an SNL skit.

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Smoking = Cool.

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Bill is a racist.

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As a black man I can say that I would of fucked the shit out of that MILF, and I don't blame him for trying.

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quote:
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As a black man I can say.....


And here I was thinking you were an ungroomed, pasty white kid.

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....I would of fucked the shit out of that MILF, and I don't blame him for trying.


And here I was thinking your closest attempt to sex was that tiny, clandestine moment: you alone with you under your blanket, the last episode of Big Bang theory has just finished, the atmosphere in your bedroom is all sex'ed up and then 1 of your Pen&Paper partners calls on Skype...

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Bill is a racist.


Racist? I dislike all Republican political races equally.

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quote:
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And here I was thinking you were an ungroomed, pasty white kid.


That's only skin deep. My heart, and lungs are black.

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The Rightwingers/Limbaugh Dittoheads

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I just read the best description of Cain: "Palin with a penis."

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The irony of your two last posts, when juxtaposed, is staggering.

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You're just staggering.

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Admit it, Troll. You miss Sarah Palin just a little: The wink, the red shoes, the pointing finger, the heck-with-ya attitude and, given the performance of some of her Republican colleagues, her Taser-like intelligence.

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Here ya go Bill, I made this gif just for you.



Imagine the horror of waking up next to that.

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Brett
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Meh

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Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. Cain, the former Godfather's Pizza chief executive who has never held elected office, rose to become an unexpected front-runner in the volatile Republican race just weeks ago. A self-styled outsider, Cain enjoyed strong tea party support from conservatives who viewed him as an alternative to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Cain returned to his suburban Atlanta home Friday and met with his wife, Gloria. It was the first time they have seen each other face to face since 46-year-old Ginger White came forward on Monday, and said she and Herman Cain had carried on a 13-year relationship. More details to come.

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Yeah, but we still have the other GOP hopefuls to laugh at. I mean, Mittens plans to go after Newt as a flip-flopper.

Good times.

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