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Large Filipino
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Thanksgiving Rape Haiku

Hey Pocahantis.
Had any pilgrims lately?
Gravy from all pores

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Stuffing the turkey
Shaking it while husband watch
Surprise anal sex

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Pinecrika
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Jibblets in the bag
Feel slimy slick on my cock
Gizzard in my butt

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Brett
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I'll have some breast meat
Stuff it all the way inside.
oh, Gobble gobble

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one more haiku thread
and now seven syllables
is there a pattern?

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Room in the freezer
For a few cold turkeys
And a penis pump

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Your ass is too dry
What should I do to fix this?
Yes. Cranberry sauce.

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Neck bone in the bird
The curve in the bone is right
To reach my G spot

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Turkey is well done.
What do we do with the oil?
For lubrication.

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Not. hearing. any.
thanks. you. ungrateful. bitch. slut.
Where is that turkey?

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Long dark hair, tight rear
The Red skins given lessons
Giving thanks for lube

"Its Turkey stuffing"
I tell her that. No questions.
The harvest is in.

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I stuffed the turkey
Many, many times I did
Secret recipe

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I got some gravy
Pass me a breast or thigh, now.
My horn of plenty.

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Neck bone in turkey.
Grandpa uses it for his
Dick to slide in me.

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Stuffing that turkey
Stuff it. Jiggle it. Do it!
Oh! Surprise butt sex.

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Peppercorn in ham.
I saw Gramps with Peppercorn
From his ass with string.

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Thanksgiving Veggie.
No meat on her full platter.
Protein in white sauce.

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Football on the tube
Food all out on the table
Rape after touchdown.

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Thanksgiving Parade
Follow me in the alley
Say Hi to my friend.

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Turkey up your ass
Pain! Oh the terrible pain!
Game hens for the win

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White meat or dark meat?
Great, another racist cunt.
Die turkey nigger!

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all the way inside
five fingers go in deeper
cum get your stuffing.

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Hot turkey bone soup
Rich, creamy, high in protein
It's not what you think

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thanksgiving day feast
secret blend, herbs and spices
all are chloroform

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I stuffed the turkey
But I didn't cream pie it
in da face, woah yeah!

/Thanks giving rape haiku ft. Bob Marley

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