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Princess_Chelle
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Post my dog is psycho

she wont stop pulling on my pant legs, and trying to eat my shoes.
this is just happening for the first time today.
i just checked her bewbies to see if there was any change, thinking she might have gotten pregnant without my knowledge, and they are a bit swollen.
someone help!
do girl doggies act psycho when they are pregnant?
do their boobs get bigger like ours do?
someone help me out here!

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SocialParasite
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Uh, if I remember right, they do.

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Princess_Chelle
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so SP, you were checking your doggies tits then?
i thought i was the only nut that did this.
heh


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Generic Failure
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Trying to eat your shoes. Yep I am rather sure she is pregnant.

That is a rather strange craving though.

Smelly shoes, something you could do without anyway

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aminal
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quote:
Originally posted by Generic Failure:
Trying to eat your shoes. Yep I am rather sure she is pregnant.


that or mad, but then thats practically the same thing

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MstrG
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DogBreath, welcome to the Asylum.

If anyone was going to have a gaseous female dog here, I'm sure Chelle would agree it would be her.

If you're interested, you can head on over to the TITLES thread to lose that pussycat...

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Anne
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it is normal , she isnt really pregnant . it is like it is with us . she is hmm pseudopregnant
you have to pay attention when your dog gets psycho like that . if she starts collecting her toys and keeps them in one spot it can be a sign of pseudo pregnancy (she treats her toys like children then ) .. you have to take all the toys away from her for about one or two weeks. and boobies grow while being pseudopregnant and the dog is wimmering all the time ..
my puppy shits everywhere , thats psycho !!

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Dog Breath
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quote:
Originally posted by MstrG:
DogBreath, welcome to the Asylum.

If anyone was going to have a gaseous female dog here, I'm sure Chelle would agree it would be her.

If you're interested, you can head on over to the TITLES thread to lose that pussycat...


Thanks MstrG. It's a nice place you have here. I am enjoying it immensely.
Actually I kind of like the irony with the pussycat title. Actually the irony is that's pretty much what I am. I ran into Paint Chips and read one of his posts. A week later when I finished reading it I found this link in his sig.
Thanks for the welcome.


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opus
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maybe the rabbit you just got was horny

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Princess_Chelle
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okay..update,
she also has some fucking horrible gas...
*opens a window*

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Dog Breath
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
okay..update,
she also has some fucking horrible gas...
*opens a window*



But I thought females didn't fart.

Maybe your dog is dead or a zombie, that might account for the bloating. Could it just be PMS?

Is she sort of ...you know bitchy?

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