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ignatz mouse
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Desanctified Images from my Secret Santa

Upon arriving home from work, I found an intriguingly large box from Amazon. It had this mysterious label on it.

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I opened it to find this lovely box inside, with a note attached:

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The note was stupefying. Who? Who could have sent this? He's so secretive. I should probably post a poal, and we can vote on this mysterious mastermind.

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Pedro?

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The gift inside was awesome. The dog can't have it. I may take it to work to terrify my coworkers and talk to my clients.

In his place of honor next to "we don't know what it is figure man"

Posing:


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And finally there was this curious bit in the bottom of the box. I think it's a message from the NRA. Own some guns, OR ELSE. OK, NRA, I'm bringing out my BIG GUNS!

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nice.

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Ooh, it's a clever bluff.

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Well as I said in the other thread mine arrived. Since others are opening theirs I'm opening mine :P

Got a nondescript Amazon box. For a second I was like "wtf I didn't order anything" Then it dawned on me. Inside was a wondrous delight waiting for me.

I was so excited I immediately reach for my nuts, which is my comforter in stressful situations. My happy place if you will.



The missive inside was short and sweet.



Ok at this point I'm pretty damn excited.

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I heart Dexter



A genuine ShowTime (tm) Dexter action figure!



Complete with Saw, blood slide and welding mask (to stop blood splatter).





BUT WAIT!!! THERES MORE!

This morning I get ANOTHER package. A boring looking plastic package. At this point I thought my other half had just ordered herself something from my amazon account or something....



Epic win. My Secret Santa rawks.

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And finally there was this curious bit in the bottom of the box. I think it's a message from the NRA. Own some guns, OR ELSE. OK, NRA, I'm bringing out my BIG GUNS!


That's something I didn't order.
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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karen
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those are awesome gifts!

I love that you accidentally got a gun skin for your phone, too, Mouse. lol

And Dexter.

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ignatz mouse
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What is a gun skin and why would i put it on my phone?

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So you can shoot someone a message?

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Epic win. My Secret Santa rawks.


I know.

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What is a gun skin and why would i put it on my phone?


I imagine you wouldn't, actually.
But a skin is basically a protective or decorative sticker that adheres to a phone or other electronic equipment. That's what that picture is, isn't it?

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It's like camo tape for a shotgun.

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I thought it was a sticker.

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One would think the big honkin clue at the bottom would give it away.

"Protective skin fits Blackberry Storm."

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You expect me to have inspected it? It has guns on it. I photographed it and put it away.

Although, the truth is that I'm blind and can't read that small print.

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I didn't know that. That means a gun for you would have to have really big sights. And be pink. The ladies love big pink guns.

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Got this door poster, its going on the back of the bathroom door:

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I gave my SS an easy out by suggesting a light for my Kindle. And that's what I got. Thanks SS.

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Dingle, your SS is a genius.

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