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RIH: Kim Jong Il Dead

Kim Jong Il Dead

North Korea has announced that the country's supreme leader Kim Jong Il has died.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archiv...d.php?ref=fpblg

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Damn, you ninja'd me.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Il dies

By The Associated Press

SEOUL, South Korea -- Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.

In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

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I wonder if Un will be Il?

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I wouldn't want to be in South Korea right now. I bet their military is as nervous as hell right now.

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In case anyone is wondering, RIH stands for Rest In Hell.

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I wouldn't want to be in South Korea right now. I bet their military is as nervous as hell right now.


If they had a pair they'd zip in and take the fuck over.

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Christopher Hitchens and Vaclav Havel for the trifecta.

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I would so be kicking ass right now.

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Christopher Hitchens and Vaclav Havel for the trifecta.


Or we could go for obscure:
Danish swimmer Ragnhild Hveger, 90 (Olympic silver medalist in 1936)
Scottish embroidery designer Erica Wilson, 83 (Graduate of the Royal School of Needlework in London)
Supreme Leader of the People's Republic Kim Jong Il, 69 (benevolent dictator, murderer, cult leader, dear leader)

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I think I speak for all when i say that the Asylum Snow should drop pictures of Kim Jong-Il's head.


out of respect, obviously.

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^^what he said^^

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Maybe the Republicans can have new debates about which one of them should replace him.
God knows they're all insane enough to follow his act.

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Maybe the Republicans can have new debates about which one of them should replace him.
God knows they're all insane enough to follow his act.



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Sad panda. I had high hopes for his upcoming musical album "‎'Get Enriched or Die Trying'".
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KICK THE DEAD GUY YEEEE HAAAAA

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Chukjibeop! Chukjibeop!
The Dear General uses it! …
Once the Great Leader also used chukjibeop.
Today the Dear General does it for him.

North Korean popular song, "The Dear General Uses Chukjibeop [Distance-Shrinking Magic]"

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The king is dead!
Long live the king!

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Ding dong the Jong is dead..

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he was always il already, that bastard

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Chukjibeop! Chukjibeop!
The Dear General uses it! …
Once the Great Leader also used chukjibeop.
Today the Dear General does it for him.

North Korean popular song, "The Dear General Uses Chukjibeop [Distance-Shrinking Magic]"


I don't know how it's possible to read this and not give me a humor [p].

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