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FlyingTurd
Heil Hitler!

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Suck it bitches!

You heard me

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mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

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Present it

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billgerat
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Return of the Long Absent Posters.

Apparently Perntgate is reaching across the intertubes and pulling them back here.

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SocialParasite
wallet.dat is where it at

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actually i just shaved my ass and its warm glow is attracting worshipers.

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karen
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well, that's why I'm here, anyway.

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J E B Stuart
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I'm here for the Blue Light Specials.

Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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Tefl
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I'm here because Carson was really boring one night back in early Oct. of '73.

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J E B Stuart
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Yeah. I'm also here for the bacon sammiches.

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SimpleSimon
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Well, like Mom told me once - "You're here because I took seriously what your Father poked in fun."

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cw
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I'm here and cwunkle's queer.

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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
actually i just shaved my ass and its warm glow is attracting worshipers.


^Ooooooooo^

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skinny
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I'm not really here!!

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J E B Stuart
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I'm over there, not over here.

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Re: Suck it bitches!

quote:
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You heard me
Oh, F-Turd. Are you by any chance kin to Carl Johnson?

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SmallChange
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why are you bumping 6 year old threads?

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J E B Stuart
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I enjoy it. Why do you ask?

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SmallChange
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i'm doing an autism study.

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J E B Stuart
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Pleased to be of assistance, mate. You do ass burgers, too?

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Coincidence
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I recently had an increase in autistic qualities AMA.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Can autistic people, who cannot relate to people in real life, relate to people on the internet?

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Coincidence
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Well, they can't decode gestures and body language very well, and in some ways that's also true online. If someone writes something mean, they usually assume the worst.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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So, if you were autistic, and I said to you, "I'm glad you're not autistic -- it's tough enough being Danish!", you wouldn't understand that it was a joke?

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J E B Stuart
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Would it be possible to get Danish citizenship for The Loretta and then have her deported?

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Unfortunately, Denmark is not all that big and I'm not sure that The Loretta would fit.

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Send her to Dencey Mom. Shell know what to do.

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