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ignatz mouse
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Where's Talarohk when you need him?

This is his new mascot

Meet Promachoteuthis sulcus, a bizarre creature straight out of your nightmares.
As you can see, this thing has freakishly human looking teeth. It's a species of promachoteuthid squid and only one specimen has been found to date. It was captured in the Southern Atlantic Ocean at a depth of 2,000m in 2007.

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I was going to stick 'im in the Cutest Thing Ever Thread . . .

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Dayum... needs floss

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

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Why is this arousing me?

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ignatz mouse
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LF, you need to see the film Teeth. It will probably become your new hot torture porn.

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LF needs to see Feed.

Amen.

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you should join my Barry the Sea Worm FB page and post that guy, see if he gets any dates

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Hey, Talarohk. Do you like sushi? Just wonderin'.

Amen.

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Oh, and another thing, Tal -- LF likes chitterlings. Raw.

Amen.

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Must live in the English Channel judging by those choppers.

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Here we are, two threads about Talarohk at or near that top, and Tal is nowhere to be found.

Somebody go get LF and give him a sound rogering. In the arse. Hard.

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SimpleSimon
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What do you think Tal is busy doing?

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From the looks o' things, setting about to make LF's life either miserable or extremely gay, depending upon LF's true orientation.

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You question the 'true orientation' of Mr "fuck me hard in the arse"?

He's made it pretty clear.

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Oh yeah, but it sure is fun to broadcast it from time-to-time. Like now.

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It's like the squid version of Bobby Peru.

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The thing I've never figured out for sure is whether "Talarohk" is an obscure linguistic variation of, or a secret code for, "tallywacker".

Amen.

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Why is this stickied?

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So there's a good chance he'll see it. It's all part of the membership recruitment and retention drive. Didn't you get the memo?

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If you call him gay, he will surely be coming a-running.

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WHY is this shit sticky

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