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Spaceboy
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I've pushed my limits too far, and have gone insane. Again. Please bear with me while I clear my head. This message was made possible thanks to donations from viewers just like YOU!!! Sharing my insanities is fun, and probably good for me. As good as the toe. Just like smoking. So good, its almost important.

Ashes semen and snow. Lightening and tundra. Its the same mouthpiece . The exact same lunar mouthpiece...but its not the Ghost Town! Oh dearie, what am I to do? Its OK, because she has it latched to her back, strapped on, if you will. Oh, the angsty sting of thhis complete breakfast. Shoulda hit that home run. Or....did you? Anniversary squared. Or even CUBED. HOW DO YOU BECOME INDIAN? Me, I can't be an Indian. I'm destined to be an elf of some sort. I know you know its no. you know? NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO.

Ok, now that i'm crying you can bury yourselves. Thank you. A winner is Moses!

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RogueWarrior
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A Winner is the Frumious Bandersnatch, and I think he'd grokk you right nicely.

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Gene Wilder, is that you? I haven't been drawn and quarted in ages!!Oh...guess what?
No more throwing oil floaters into the walls, no more pulling knives on your mother. We can take the elevator and cli,b into the SECRET ducts. Oh, and I've been lobotomized.

So, how was your day?

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Lightbulb
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Pern, Pern, Pern

Come now my bablet. When will you learn the intimate rotund pressing of your inconsumate needs? ALWAYS A WINNER! It begins to seep through the lower cavities until fore to the mainsail. This is only before you make unmitigated love to the wode.

There is hope. First press firmly, then ingest. Different stroke for differently abled indiscretions, no? ALWAYS A WINNER!

Smash it with a pub door handle and all your missions will be ours. WE ARE WITH YOU EVEN NOW.

JESUS is LORD, and his basic turvey is no longer wasted on the young, the old, the very sick or the peals of ribald ghent.

Uh...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh!

EVERYTHING'S WAS SEEING ME DOUBLE.

Bad wimple.

Edit: Not delete, but can't make it better that ... is there egg?

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Remember, it's Brillig again. This too shall pass, just hold on tight.

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by RogueWarrior:
I think he'd grokk you right nicely.



Yes, will you be my water brother?

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